Fuck

✨Everything✨

Going through all of my mom's makeup and perfume and now I'm sad and smell like 20 different perfumes

Had to tell the landlord that we're moving back home, and holy shit I feel so gutted about the whole thing

This family has been so wonderful to us and we're definitely not leaving because we want to.

This sucks so freaking much.

Boyfriend and I are very much in agreement that no children are in the cards for us

But if we ever did have a kid, they would, without a doubt, have the best nose ever, oh my god

Seeing far too many old friends posting how sad they are about today.
Gross.

Me, now (much older and wiser-ish): you can't separate him from Snake, that's his HUSBAND and they're in LOVE and it's TRAGIC

Preteen/teenage me, in the fresh hellish depths of my fanfic writing days (circa... 2002-9ish, roughly): oh man, I wanna make an mgs oc who is in love with Otacon, she's gonna be so cool

Everything is very cool and fine and holy shit I was not prepared for that

Y'know you'd think that six years after a bad relationship ended and two years into a great one that you'd be done digging through layers of emotional trauma and repressed fears/triggers

AND YET

The neighbors behind us are blasting mariachi music to piss of my next door neighbors at midnight and I am here for it

My neighbors are assholes

Theme parks today just aren't built the same; no starch, no roux... It's just not the same

Everything I've learned about Bridgerton I've learned from Caitlin

Omg I have the same shirt 😭

It's Gay Pizza 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Fingers crossed we get a similar menu/restaurant for the DCA Avatar area... My heart yearns for the tofu and noodle bowl

Oh that's a blessing

🫡

Your Honor, he's beautiful

We've lost five pounds, y'all!

Not fully committing to buying Veilguard yet but I DO want to dick around with the character creator and make all my bbs

Me: yeah I can't stand the sight of blood or the concept of surgery, it makes me very sick to watch it think of
Aunt: yeah this very gorey surgical process is very gross, let me go into EXPLICIT DETAIL ABOUT IT

Can I just say one of the worst parts about being autistic is when you make a mistake and your brain is like "hurt yourself hurt yourself hurt yourself do it do it do it take that stapler and smash yourself across the skull with it"

Fuck it, we're eating healthy again.

I have an unhinged and feral need to dress up and go to the opera

Writing Avvar characters is such a delight, oh my goodness

"You've always gone to the beat of your own drum, it's how you've always been"

Ma'am that's the autism

It's always been the autism

I was gonna go over and make tea and eat some of the welsh cakes I bought yesterday, as it was tradition for the last ten or so years to make for my mom every mother's day.

As it turns out, I am nowhere near emotionally prepared to do so, so I'm just going to sit here and cry ✌️

when i learn how to meal plan beyond one (1) meal it's over for you all

Oh boy howdy is the thread I'm hanging by fraying quickly

ive spent some time thinking about it this week and i think its ok to go a little feral once in a while as a treat