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Coatsie AKA β€œLa Fleur”

@coatsieboy.bsky.social

Former Australian of the Beer. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸΊ Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.

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Hate to break it to you but they’ve all been pretty fucking awful. The Obamas had to keep it squeaky clean because they’d be profiled just for their race obviously, and as much as I warmed to them as people, it’d be naive to think they haven’t left some wreckage in their wake.
That’s powerful people

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What an asshole

14.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His legion of gormless stupids will however eat it up with a spoon

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Herr Shitler will try e/thing to be on the ballot again & will have to be skull dragged by jsocs not in his cult out of his new bunker he’s really building under his stupid ballroom

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I often think about when he dies, how much peace will fall upon the earth.

I’ve also gained newfound sympathy for victims of abusive dads.

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Meanwhile, over on threads, abject racist filth:

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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

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Isn’t that part of the WH where the bunker is located?
Why do I keep thinking of Nick Offerman’s POTUS character in Alex Garland’s β€œCivil War”; refusing to leave the White House..?
Remember Jan 6?
Honkey Kong; idiot MAGA choads climbing the walls?
Watched it live on TV.
ANYTHING is possible w/TWUNT

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Dave Anthony said it best on a recent The Dollop: there’s 40 guys who should have their money taken away, & redistributed. They can be left with nothing: they can wear barrels like cartoon characters.
There is only one guy who should be deported. He is the real problem:

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It’s a Kleptocracy; pure and simple. It’s not more complicated than that.
It’s absolutely about how much money can be made from controlling the populace. Making wage slaves pay taxes, crippling gov to incompetence, privatizing services & reducing taxes for the wealthy. Religion is just another grift

20.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s destroyed relationships with allies, further divided the country and fed more lies to the pliant minds of MAGA. None of this will be easily solved

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Also: COOCHIE COO..!

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He did. The Jaguar XJS was from the 70’s follow-up sequel series β€œReturn of the Saint” starring Ian Ogilvy as Templar.

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*McDonald’s ice cream cake

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Well his legacy it utter dogshit, once all the lies about how awesome he & everything he does is eventually evaporates, & his team of sewer clowns dissipate he won’t have anything left behind of him.

All the tacky gold shit will be sent back to whatever Home Depot decor section it was sourced from.

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MAGA tears are like champagne today

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Andy is a toerag muppet 🀣

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Andy Ngo, the little weasel who faked an β€œaNtiFa” assault on himself about seven years ago..?

Then went to the UK for a few months to explore/foment some more shit stirring the culture wars, & returned w/a fake English accent 🀣

I had completely forgotten that grifting little shit existed!

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It’s absolutely going to get weirder and stupider. We haven’t hit the sub, sub anti-chamber sub-basement under-croft of total & utter nonsense dipshittery as yet.

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