right?! when did chickens get new PR because they love to remind you daily they are actually tiny, living, dinosaurs with the soul of an eldritch horror.
09.07.2025 21:02 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@rosatter.bsky.social
#1 best most mediocre human. Leftist. Trying my best to be the helper Mr. Rogers talked about.
right?! when did chickens get new PR because they love to remind you daily they are actually tiny, living, dinosaurs with the soul of an eldritch horror.
09.07.2025 21:02 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0have you ever met a chicken?!
09.07.2025 21:01 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm clearly too old to understand things now. that's a wrap, someone roll me to a SNF that has banana pudding on the menu.
09.07.2025 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is probably the most objectively right thing I've ever seen commented on the Internet.
10.06.2025 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mom said I looked like a Volkswagen with the doors open. I'd like to think she meant a beetle.
10.06.2025 02:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watch spooky ghost hunting shows all the time and listen to some exorcist story time podcast and I'm USUALLY fine but sometimes, I'm definitely convinced that my house is an unholy portal and the bad spirits are coming for me. And that's why i prefer sativas.
10.06.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The government really had us reading books like The Giver, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Number the Stars, Diary of a Young Girl, Night, Schindler's List, etc and now they're firing rubber bullets and tear gas because some people understood the fucking assignment.
10.06.2025 01:54 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Out here letting your $1k device raw dog the world is certainly one way to live.
06.06.2025 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read this as "self-chicken" and I was confused but into it, especially if it's fried.
06.06.2025 23:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This dog watched Air Bud and said, "hold my bone"
06.06.2025 23:02 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Unfortunate answer: things have never been and will never be "okay." All we can do is try to make it so it's not a nightmarish hellscape and uhh. Well. Oofta
27.05.2025 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well theyre mad at Greenland right now
22.05.2025 04:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally living through the American parallel to the events described in "They Thought They Were Free" is doing wonders for my mental health.
11.03.2025 12:54 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I'd say that this is the lowest, most despicable act of the new administration but that would be unfair. It's the lowest, most despicable act, so far.
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I thought y'all said less episodes? I mean, I guess EOW is still less. But idk, maybe y'all need a break π₯Ί
24.01.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fence sitters/centrists are moral cowards. Just say that you don't care if people are hurt so long as you are fine, at least it's honest.
24.01.2025 16:10 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop, don't give me hope.
24.01.2025 16:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Robert and Gare sit down with D.C. resident, @bridgettodd.bsky.social to discuss her experiences at the inauguration, the return of the Proud Boys, and what it all means for everyone in and out of the District.
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Fetterman is the new Sinema/Manchin
23.01.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But were you wearing the THUNDERWEAR
23.01.2025 05:34 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Federal employees received this email today. Trump is implementing a witch hunt over DEI.
22.01.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Finally took the leap and deleted my FB and IG accounts. Also deleting and uninstalling TikTok. Sucks to suck.
23.01.2025 05:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0