Why does he need to be bribed to do the right thing? That amount of money isn’t going to protect him from the oligarchs anyway

Oh my god this is an introvert’s nightmare

FYI I’m an RN and the phlebotomists agree with me. If it’s a dude covered in tattoos he’s probably going to faint when you put in the IV

And by the time it would get approved, you’d be lucky to get $100

Hope she goes Ruby Freeman on him

Hasn’t the Washington Football Team suffered enough?

They’re actually doing all the shit they accused Biden of

So what is this exactly? A national HSA plan?

Okay first of all, black people are generally better tippers than white folks

I don’t drink much these days, but I sure wouldn’t drink Coors anyway

What’s the theme at Mar A Lago this weekend?

Call their bluff. If they don’t want it going to insurance companies, let’s have Medicare for all!

Oh so now they’re against capitalism?

So prayer in schools but nowhere else?

When are all of these MAHA people going to step up and donate their high end, specialty foods to a local food shelf? Because I bet there’s like zero beef tallow or god forbid, a gluten free item if someone has celiac

If more of the MAGA women were like Tammy, we wouldn’t be here. She interviewed a gay man who had HIV and said it was monstrous that Christians wouldn’t care for AIDS patients. All she really wanted to do was sing and make people happy.

I shouldn’t have ever needed to learn about her or Kyle Rittenhouse

Oh I need to look that one up!

I guarantee any other employee at his companies, had they been reprimanded, almost fired and acting a fool in a way that damaged the brand would at best be on a PIP, if not already unemployed, and they for sure wouldn’t be eligible for promotion

I mean, that’s stiff competition. You also have Ron Johnson

I dunno. That TikTok lady called a mosque to request baby formula and they asked where she was. I can’t remember if they asked what kind (that sweet grandpa in KY for sure did)

Those all night Truth Social sessions really takes it out of you

Even he doesn’t believe that. If he did he’d be all over the news crowing about it

Here’s what I don’t understand about Elon’s pay package. It’s been less than a year since his board kinda sorta considered firing him and also asked if he could pretty pretty please work 40 hours a week. I bet any other employee at his company would be on a PIP and ineligible for a raise/promotion

I bet good money that if you wanted to send your child to private daycare, you still could

So it looks like an upscale mall where they’re trying to package mid food as luxury

Let them keep not taking us seriously. Go ahead

She had every educational advantage and she’s still this dumb

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Using Gods forgiveness as a cudgel to get away with bad behavior is really something