Kevin

Beto is the most fouled player to never get a free kick. Apparently it’s ok for defenders to bear hug him.

The Dodgers are strong but that Ohtani is sensational on his own.

I got to see him play about 10 days ago. Seeing the Dodgers at Dodgers Stadium was a bucket list thing.

Pickford signing a new contract is a welcome piece of business.

Unfortunately, I am blocking you now.

The Purple Bin Militia will be informed if you use mince beef, curry powder or any other disrespectful ingredients.

I know Pierce Brosnan was born in Ireland but his Irish accent in Mobland is staggeringly bad.

I’ve got one. An essential part of any mans wardrobe.

I found the building your mum works in.

Martin Luther King’s childhood home and where he is buried in Atlanta Georgia.

Missed our connecting flight. Stuck overnight in downtown Atlanta. It’s sketchy as fuckrees but the call of lager is strong so we’ve ventured out.

The cowboy hat I’ve been wearing on holiday has got this written inside.

Voodoo is a must when in Orlando

I may soil myself at this place. I don’t do horror films.

Family Guy

I’m buzzing. Loads of Chiefs fans here and their fans are like kopites so I’m delighted we won.

Duuuvalll! Get fucked Mahomes. What a win for us.

The Chiefs have already had two questionable decisions go in their favour.

San Francisco is an incredible place.

Woke up to see we turned that around. I’m absolutely made up. Still hungover.

I see we're writing the youngsters who are adapting to the new league and country off again. Even though Moyes specifically stated this week how wrong that was, and that history teaches us not to do that. There isn't a fanbase in world football who eat their own young as quickly as Evertonians.

I woke up with a hangover here at 6am to watch that. It’s now 6.40am and I’m back in bed. Still hungover.

The barman in the Black Cat in San Francisco is an American Evertonian. He said I’m the first Scouser he’s ever met.

What’s the weather like back in Liverpool? I’ve heard it’s been a bit windy. California is warm and sunny. Soz about that.

I’ve packed a few of these in my time.

Some game that. I was hoping the Rams would win it.

Awolnation. Nope I’ve never heard of them either.

The SoFi Stadium is incredible. It seems like there are more 49ers fans than home fans.

I’m still reeling from paying 60 dollars last night for 3 cans of lager at Dodgers Stadium.