If a cardinal has a heart attack or something during the conclave does the Vatican let emergency personnel in?

Stop calling me at 8am and leaving me voicemails that you have rescheduled my appointment FOR THE SAME DAY without even making sure I can arrive at the newly scheduled time so that if I can't and need to reschedule you will then charge me a cancellation fee.

Imagine a blood pressure cuff where the side that touches your arm is covered in shards of broken glass and the person squeezing the bulb to inflate the cuff is Freddie Kruger. Somehow both the bulb and the object inside the cuff is my right ovary. It hurts so fucking much...

I just fucked up and said the only other thing that would work for my heart problem would be an IED to a pharmacist.

I meant ICD, but it took me much too long to get there when explaining what I meant.

On the other hand if someone placed an IED in my heart then ALL my problems would be over. 🤔

Waiting 7-10 business days for an itemized bill to arrive via EMAIL!

I literally can't handle this shit anymore. It is so bad even my shrink said he will try to fix my psych bills at least when it comes to fighting with the billing dept at UTSW over their fuckups in coding and processing.

Sick and tired of people on all sides saying shit like, "You need to go out and protest for your Social Security and your Medicare and VA benefits" when we're too busy trying not to die waiting on hold for hours trying to fight for our benefits already and have been for years. Stop victim blaming.

Phil swore i was freaking out for no reason (aside from my usual arachnophobia) even though it was in the microwave for so long before scurrying out and landing on the range where I squashed him about 5 paper towels. He's likely right though since I don't have super powers yet either.

Accidentally microwaved a spider and it survived until I managed to smash it to death.
I hope.

Radar went through my laundry basket and pulled out all my black socks and chewed them up. Only the black ones. In a black basket. Full of black clothes. Without disturbing or moving anything despite most of the socks being underneath the rest of my clothes on purpose. 😖

We need cane swords. Or like... a push button that ejects and retracts a blade from the base of mobility aids like you see sometimes in movies on the toes of people's shoes. If you want to you can practice your "smize" in front of a mirror.

I HATE how so many people say "Fetinawl" instead of "Fentanyl". And the demonization of necessary medications in certain situations drives me fucking nuts. Also, pharmacists and docs don't wear Hazmat suits when handling the medication. They should be calling the illicit/illegal drug something else.

Been having issues with my phone calls, vm's, and texts and dealing with it all day. 2 tickets and 6 reps later it turns out that my carrier gave my number to someone else even though I've had it for over a decade, and they gave it to me. It wasn't even a spoofer but Google Fi fucking up. JHTFC!

thanks. i need to bite people but i'm always masked up so i can't. i think my anger level is at max feral at this point.

I am repeating 2006 and it will probably kill me.

i know you're a very busy woman but could you try making your own? maybe you could get all the stuff you need and want - including texture, flavor, and nutrients - if you made it yourself?

i think there's a high probability you are the only person i know who isn't geriatric or dead and eats cottage cheese, let alone has any opinions about it besides "ew gross" regardless of brand.

i fucking hate how if there's a boil water notice due to a main break over the weekend i'm not notified about it till monday morning and have to buy a ton of water not just to drink/use when i find out but also to clean and sterilize everything that was contaminated since saturday.

i have to try and retrain my brain to single space after punctuation and have issues with accomplishing this due to my vision bullshit as i often can't differentiate between ,. and ! ;: with only single spacing depending on the letters before and after the marks.

i saw an article forever ago that said it was something record stores should look into investing in. though the tech should also be utilized more often for dental stuff and glasses too - i think the main hurdle is the copy/usage rights and regs imposed by corporations coupled with lack of training.

any time! you know my brain makes unusual connections like that.

i know this is gonna sound crazy but i wonder if you can 3d print records?

if someone told you when you were younger that doing X would cause Y pain when you were older, you'd likely still do it. there are no guarantees you'll survive long enough to experience said pain, so screw it. live each day like it could be your last.

lulz @ "dirty mark"

i opened a threads account just so nobody could steal my handle. never used it. closed my twitter/X a while ago as the only thing i used it for was to check the status of down sites. i use insta to comment on stuff but don't post there. have issues with bluesky due to the character limits.

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i kinda want to buy this and frame it and hang it on the wall behind my couch for my telehealth video appointments:

what about a duvet cover?

fun hemo shit:
the price of bandages has gone up an average of 50% while the quality has decreased and often fewer bandages per box.

i'm in a similar situation and it is very difficult. i feel your pain. i think it might be slightly easier for those of us who expect society to be irrational and dumb while accepting (though by no means liking in this case) the realization the absurdism of the situation.

same boat.