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Yep

Every time I see the mention of Scott Stapp, i'm contractually obligated to remind everyone that he was beaten up by the band 311 for being a drunk bastard.

I borrow White Wolf's ST - Storyteller

Billy Connolly: [on babies] changing them, making them sleep... It's all delightful and it annoys me when you watch television and they say - have you changed a nappy? I love changing them, making them comfortable and happy again. And go and play again, their little feet and their little hands. It's joyous. It's an absolute joy. Anyone who's going to have a baby, involve yourself. I'm speaking to the men, involve yourself in it. It's one of the most wonderful things that will ever happen to you.

Billy Connolly is the definition of positive masculinity.

thinking about the lions, and they were just, wow... brutish and so good

Close second:

I was watching the super bowl with my friend who's the hugest Pats fan. He got so mad that he had to take one of his girlfriend's Xanax.

Why is Mindless Self Indulgence so dope?

Oooh. Not so great 😃

Fhtagn!

a woman in a breeding pen intended for artificially inseminating a cow. A man next to her holds up a sign that says “BRED”

a woman in a breeding pen intended for artificially inseminating a cow. A man next to her holds up a sign that says “BRED”

another photo of a woman in a breeding pen intended for artificially inseminating a cow. A man next to her holds up a sign that says “BRED”

yet another photo of a woman in a breeding pen intended for artificially inseminating a cow. A man next to her holds up a sign that says “BRED”

that somehow still isn’t the weirdest baby announcement photo i’ve seen from cishet people

the whole genre of “BRED” cattle photos is far worse:

That friggin puppy. Though I bet that you would be hawt bald.

But you have a beautiful head o' hair

STEVE McQUEEN - 1963

18 year old VINCENT PRICE in 1929.

Alright lets finally give social media a honest try😅still have no idea how people can post multiple times a day every day, is it just every and any thought? okay let see... cat, yawn, sauerkraut, roundabout, disallowed, tortfeasor, horrraaaay for pocket lint!

Oh heck, my time to shine. There is some cool art history involved in this! Vatican, as part of Counter-Reformation agenda, had a campaign in 16th century to remove dicks, replace them with fig leaves and *store original removed part*.

TLDR: Vatican had a basement(?) full of dicks, and still might.

sliding a drink down the bar and two tiny bartenders with curling brooms make sure it gets to the exact right spot

Since folks are putting out their Christmas decorations now, I thought I’d share the one TikTok that never fails to elicit a smile from this bitter old gal (me).

You gotta respect this kit’s commitment to the cause.

Super Duper!

New Orleans has entered the chat.

I like my odds

You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Velvet Goldmine by a hair.

Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood

I usually wait til it's longer to share it but I'm heading out soon and will update it later, so for now, here's 9hrs of music

open.spotify.com/playlist/45L...

YouTube video by Hamilton "Helpless" from HAMILTON

Been stuck in my head for two weeks youtu.be/0OlrtMfd_x8?...