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Pippa πŸ¦‡

@murderbots.bsky.social

Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT

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Maybe I’m like way behind on this (I know I am) but why was the fantastic 4 refusing to yeet their baby and put the whole world at risk okay but Wanda grieving and trying to find her kids is bad

09.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being chronically ill is so funny bc what do you mean for every one specialist I see they will send me to two more like some insane pyramid scheme

05.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got clocked so hard by this oooof

05.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling blessed

05.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly 😭

04.11.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Dick Cheney shot someone

04.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately

03.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turned it off I didn’t wanna see him honestly bc it’s so crushing

03.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well happy off season I guess

02.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry how tf did Larson have the drive of his life when Denny held the race on talent and merit the whole time

02.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You know what either way I was gonna cry

02.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matt just asked if Larson has any sponsors yet and I’m crying

02.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BYRON YOU DUMB DUMB

02.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brb gotta mash potatoes

02.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also as a fellow Capricorn I would too since didn’t watermelon man win championship race blaneys championship winning year?

02.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I overheard one of the announcers earlier say something like they’ve never seen blaney have a run like this during a championship as if he hasn’t….won one before????

02.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tweets? See this is what nascar does to me oof

02.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making garlic confit for these mashed potatoes for my Swedish meatball dinner so enjoy the beer filled nascar championship rage tweets my little hot wheels πŸ’–

02.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Blaney the Capricorn that you are

02.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No offense to my inferior Dillon fans out there but I know/hope y’all can understand critical thinking and critique love ya

02.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know ppl argue about up and down about it and it’s nuanced or whatever but Austin Dillon is such a nepo piece of shit who really doesn’t need to be on the track tyvm

02.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Denny Hamlin I swear to fucking god

02.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m switching to vyvanse thoughts and prayers

01.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not a day goes by where I don’t think of this moment and this photo and how beautiful it is to be a woman

28.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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POV you’re chronically ill and have awful heat intolerance so your 10 year old niece takes ketchup packets she put in the fridge at your hotel out and gives them to you to cool off bc it’s β€œkind of like an ice pack”

18.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lightning bolts on a necklace with lyrics about lightning being ss gives the same energy as Pink Floyd is gay bc rainbows I said what I said

16.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming bc thunder mountain is adding more bats. Idc what else they do - it was important to let me know there will be significantly more bats.

11.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does dry shampoo and a vape count bc I did that today too

11.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MRI queen

11.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had Xanax and Diet Coke for breakfast

11.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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