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@inanimatej.bsky.social

There used to be a lot of stuff in this space. Also, I can't find any of my good profile photos.

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Anything to help the revenue streams for the club I guess, with the food and beverage cut being so low!

05.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey it’s me - if you follow #VWFC and aren’t subscribed to the From 231 newsletter yet, why aren’t you?

04.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Issue #33 - Bring On LAFC Whitecaps FC find a way to win down in Frisco, only to face Ye Newe Enemy LAFC in three weeks time.

The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! @inanimatej.bsky.social taps in for @lyteforce.ca to recap the @whitecapsfc.com win over FC Dallas, and shares a few thoughts on the state of officiating. Just a few. Not too many.

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04.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Crazy, but still comparable to the cheapest Canucks tickets for a regular season game against Calgary…

04.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Energy retailers to be directed to offer free power three hours a day Saying there is enough solar power for everyone in the daytime, Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will direct retailers to provide three hours of free power every day to consumers.

Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day.

Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...

03.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2054    πŸ” 810    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 69

I found that character VERY disconcerting to the gameplay loop. I did very poorly with it first attempt.

03.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#VWFC ADVANCE!!!!!!!!!

02.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SKIED IT WE LEADDDDD #VWFC

02.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOW DID WE NOT WIN IT THERE

02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PRISOOOOOOOOO

RALPHY BOI GIVES US LIFE

02.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are opening the Wisteria D20 giveaway to other platforms! To be eligible:

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We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, November 1st, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is for the US only this time. Good luck!

28.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

31.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13261    πŸ” 2162    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 112
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Here are all of the dice that will be available when our shop updates on Saturday, November 1st, at 12pm PT! Thank you for your patience. If you could do us a favor and share this post, it means the world to us!

#smallbusiness

31.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

American audiences don’t really have an appetite for home-away aggregate format. Nor do they like ties in the playoffs. So, they have JUST enough room in the schedule to do one best-of-3 to give all 16 main playoff bracket teams a home match, and just enough remaining time for one-off games. 2/2

29.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I hate to defend the playoff format - it makes sense in context. MLS league bylaws require MLS Cup to be no later than first week of December. MLS also finally chooses to obey the international windows in the playoffs. MLS owners want playoff revenue from at least one home game. 1/2

29.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Issue #32 - Texas BBQ Celebrating Vancouver Whitecaps FC's domination of Dallas FC & discussing the Whitecaps' jersey shortage.

The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! @whitecapsfc.com dominated an equally-manned @fcdallas.bsky.social this weekend, and hopefully continue that dominance down in Frisco. And where have all the Whitecaps jerseys gone? πŸ€”

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29.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t ever want to hear any North American complain about low scoring in football.

Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.

28.10.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

@asarehman.bsky.social if last week’s match was any indication, tonight basically went as expected. Utter domination from #VWFC tonight.

27.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halftime view from 252:

27.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the mitigating factor that you may be forgetting in a VAN/MIA final is Lionel Messi has never scored against a side fielding Andres Cubas at d-mid across club and country. Also, unless the soccer gods hate us, Blackmon SHOULD be back for that final, which would help our whole CB mess.

22.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Issue #31 - DOGSO Reflecting on Whitecaps FC's surprising regular season, their loss against Dallas FC, and why the foul against Sabbi wasn't a red.

The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! Sharing a few thoughts on the @whitecapsfc.com match against Dallas, why a dominant performance down a player bodes well going into the postseason, and why DOGSO isn't always red.

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21.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably because it takes both a team with a no-quit mentality on the side of 10 and a team desperately hanging on for points on the other.
I don’t think they can take us 11 v 11 even with Musa in the mix tbh.

21.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As frustrating as the Laborda red getting issued via VAR is, you just cannot give the referee a decision to make in this day and age like that. Caps were struggling early to deal with the route one approach FCD took, and paid for it. Still could have won it though, and that says loads about them.

20.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The exact language on why a yellow, β€œthe offender is cautioned if the offence was an attempt to play the ball or a challenge for the ball; in all other circumstances (e.g. holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.), the offending player must be sent off.” #VWFC #DOGSO

19.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From 231 Join me every Tuesday for "From 231," a fun and easy-going look at everything Whitecaps FC where I'll share my thoughts straight from my seat in... Section 231. The view from Section 231 Each week, yo...

Seeing as it’s the last #VWFC match of the regular season, why not sign up for the @whitecapsfc.com newsletter with all the vibes?

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And if you already have, why not boost this post to everyone you can? @from231.ca will love you! ❀️

19.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happened with STL too, not like SD is special

19.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thomas MΓΌller STOPPAGE TIME WINNER!! πŸ”₯
Thomas MΓΌller STOPPAGE TIME WINNER!! πŸ”₯

No not tired of watching this yet, why do you ask?

#MΓΌller #VWFC

18.10.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

18.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1716    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 15
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Issue #30 - Decision Day Is Upon Us Recounting Whitecaps FC's thrilling comeback, celebrating first MLS goals, and calling for goal line tech!

The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! I'm still feeling a slight buzz from the MΓΌller goal at the death, which says something when the newsletter normally goes out days ago. πŸ˜†

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18.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is an ironic audacity for my ISP to send me my bill (with a seemingly small increase) on a day where their service has dropped on me four separate times for long enough to interrupt my work from home.

17.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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