SwearySausages

I had a tooth out yesterday without being sedated. I will be watching dog videos today to cheer myself up.

Booked today off to be productive. But first a nap.

NYE sorted. How things have changed.

My 87 y/o friend said she can’t drive this morning due to too much Prosecco last night.

Look you lot with your grown up breakfasts. I had Percy Pigs.

Oops! How are you & the dog doing?

Haha. Nope! How

Hello again & Happy Christmas!

I’m WFH today. The only thing on my to-do is putting my OOO on.

After years of being a strong independent woman I’d quite like to be a kept woman for a bit.

Feel a bit lost with social media these days. Sad really, I used to enjoy it.

I think my mum loved her gift bag more than gifts

Thought this person was chatting to herself, just noticed the woolly hat.

They might be a crim but they care about the environment.

Just put the recycling out & something caught my eye. Someone has put their electronic tag out to be recycled.

Susan is selling these on Facebook. The lazy cow.

Thought all the unhealthy food had gone. Until I found a tub of Ben & Jerry’s.

I was promoted just before Christmas. I start tomorrow, imposter syndrome is kicking in.

Happy New Year!

Over on Facebook everyone seems to be climbing mountains today. I’m having breakfast in bed.

Happy Christmas, you lovely lot. Enjoy the day whatever you’re doing.

So handsome!

I’m going to continue wrapping Christmas presents now. I’m also going to start drinking.

Takes me back! ❤️

😂 must have been a good price.

I do remember buying a few rolls in the January sales. Crikey.

Over on Next Door Dave is annoyed that Amazon delivered his order to an unknown bush.

I might need the bathroom when they take it 😉

I’ve finally caved & bought a Christmas jumper. Only because my team wants to do a festive photo.

If it goes on our website I’m resigning.

I’m so organised I’m even one day ahead on my chocolate advent calendar. Oh.