BG Hilton - Author

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

USS Nev-R-X-Plode.

I went completely nuts and bought a nib pen and some ink. The periodic mild breaks in concentration to dip the pen is surprisingly helpful.

Listen, I just think it's kinda funny that we've gone from "What if JFK takes orders from the Pope" to "The Pope, who is from the US, clearly and publicly hates the Probable 48th President"

Between this and the dick jokes found in ancient Roman graffiti, it's clear to me that humans really haven't changed much 😂😂

Trump just jacked up tariffs against Australia by 50% (from 10 to 15%) as a late night reflex action to the Supreme Court decision. We matter so little in his world view. Can we stop pretending now, not a friend, not an ally.

As an apostate, I am absolutely digging Number One JD Vance Hater, The Actual Pope

I wrote a character like this, and couldn’t even bring myself to write his supervillain speech, it’s so boring and stupid. He gets about two lines in, before he’s told to shut up.

The Rationalists naming themselves that and then just reinventing Christian theology with extra steps and robots is kind of the perfect button on our era's intellectualists.

Altman says, essentially: you think AI is a waste of energy? No - *humans* are waste of energy.

That kind of thinking leads to some dark places.

‘Why is that box giggling?’

I was going to ask about transplanting a tree but my phone went from 0 to 70 in one second

jack hughes would be a good name for a prosecutor

I'm high. Here's a centaur ghost.

I keep thinking about this because I have an ultramarathoner husband, and the thing I think about is that people are dying at here-to-fore uncontemplated rates in the Italian alps in part because they are asking ChatGPT for advice.

(Source: www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...)

Jeffrey Epstein Was Vladimir Putin's Wealth Manager, FBI Source Claimed in Newly Released Epstein Files Jeffrey Epstein managed money for Russian President Vladimir Putin and Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, among other powerful world leaders, one confidential source claimed in FBI testimony

People broke this story? The magazine that regularly features Miss Piggy on the cover? GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR PULITZER, PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!! people.com/jeffrey-epst...

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

Asterix in Delaware

That’s easy to say when you don’t have genitals.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

The blues mobile from the movie blues brothers

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

Yep. Nothing mystical or satanic about it, just garden variety cruelty and corruption.

My 7yo put the last of the milk in her cereal, which she then didn’t finish. And this is why I have Rice Bubbles in my coffee.

2 32 gb sticks of ddr5 ram are $1000, an AR-15 is $600

Do you want a Butlerian Jihad because this is how you get a Butlerian Jihad

This is so logically pleasing and yet absurdly like a science fiction story

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”