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Chris Archie

@cwarch.bsky.social

Dad, Husband, Engineer, Retired Airman. Better at some of these than others. Frequently cynical, but I’m working on it. Colorado, and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

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Yours too.

26.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had the exact same experience when I got my MRI last week. Wasn’t expecting the ads.

26.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone who needs to preserve all of their emails and other communications records 😎

19.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well I looked up Head of the Charles. Not like you need my approval but it is a big deal. Boola boola indeed.

19.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I only vaguely understand the world of college rowing, but I assume this is good?

19.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Flies in the face of the administration’s assertion that “of course it’s routine to fire artillery over an interstate.”

19.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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13.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Evergreen skeet.

12.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@kendylhanks.bsky.social See this thread for more details. I’m assuredly not a fan of the Qatari government, but to imply a direct quid pro quo for the Qatari “Air Force One” isn’t really supported here.

11.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not a standalone Qatari military base. It’s a training facility on the preexisting Mountain Home Air Force Base. Many foreign countries have such facilities in the US as part of the Foreign Military Sales program. This particular facility has been under review for many years.

11.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I absolutely agree and probably should have added one of these 🙄

11.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So sorry, Diva 💔

11.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I recall correctly wasn’t it a single shell milkshake laced with concrete?

10.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
Two mostly black dogs laying down, not paying attention to the vital sports struggle directly in front of them.

Two mostly black dogs laying down, not paying attention to the vital sports struggle directly in front of them.

Dante and Lola yet again failing to pay attention to the Cubs-Brewers game. (Go Brew Crew btw)

04.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like bad bratwurst at the team dinner last night? Don’t see why not.

04.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahem. 8 runs in 2 innings. . . so far.

04.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Alternate Milwaukee Brewers logo, appropriately Wisconsin-shaped.

Alternate Milwaukee Brewers logo, appropriately Wisconsin-shaped.

Let’s go, Brew Crew!

04.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Diva on the road.

03.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have returned to work after my injury. Professional adulting is hard! I have to wake up early, wear pants, be sober, and say/write things that make sense. The struggle is real.

03.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“THE SUN SETS in the west (just about everyone knows that), but Sunset Towers faced east. Strange!” Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

03.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a feature not a bug, or so they believe.

30.09.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I unreservedly love this.

27.09.2025 14:40 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

When Keegan Bradley did the Trump Double Dicks Dance, I immediately switched my allegiance to Team Europe.

27.09.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder what would happen if you threw in some radioactive shrimp with the listeria meatballs. Would they cancel each other out? Would you get superpowers from eating them?

27.09.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for the visual 🤪. Imma gonna go shower and find some industrial-strength eyewash.

27.09.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nexstar is lifting its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! starting tonight. (Nexstar is seeking FCC approval to acquire 9NEWS/TEGNA)

26.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 334    🔁 63    💬 32    📌 18

My first world problem is that after “thy mincturations are to me” I slide into “like a patient etherized upon a table.” Weird neural cross wiring.

26.09.2025 04:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . .”

26.09.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What about Vogon poetry?

26.09.2025 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The same thing is underway here in Denver. Nexstar owns the local Fox affiliate and is negotiating the acquisition of Tegna, which owns the local NBC station. The NBC affiliate has by far the better news organization. There’s a lot of concern that the same thing will happen here.

26.09.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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