Jealous of a metal bar between Henry Cavill’s butt cheeks

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Brennan's announcement

So y'all must be super mad about how they changed Jor-El and Lara in the new movie?

I only ask because when Zach Snyder changed Jonathan Kent's backstory you whinged endlessly.

Thank you, can I have aNOTHER?!

#GameChanger

You know I'm classy because I take molly to go to the ballet.

you know shit's serious when NYT is using the actual words to describe what's happening

"Yeah but give us a specific *example* of her being transphobic."

The rest of the country deeply misunderstood how unpopular Cuomo is with Democrats.

When he was the incumbent, and the choice was him or Trumplicans, sure. He'd win.

But even supporting 83% of his positions, we *loathe* him.

That ending Godda- is the cherry on top. No better ending.

You would think in a game where there two possible correct choices, that one would stumble into the right answer every so often, wouldn't you?!

🪽☀️🔥👑 #GameChanger

raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible

I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

....from the Chicago Police Department?

Good fucking riddance

I mean, leather in June? That can't be comfortable.

Ah. I didn't know you were in all those State Department meetings and phone calls with Netanyahu and had access to backchannel communications to Knesset opposition.

Ad hominem means your argument is weak, by the way.

The flipside of Dunning-Kruger is the idea that something is actually very simple amd easy; the reason it doesn't get done is because Someone Doesn't Want It To.

Launching and landing a reusable rocket is simple.

Israel will stop slaughtering civilians if you tell them to.

You are never just "rotting." You are fermenting, effervescing, simmering, bubbling, stewing. You are a piece of artisan sourdough in the making.
You are sauerkraut. Kimchi. Soup. You have so much to give.

When and where?

Even 1956 was only after Eisenhower had braced Britain and France over Musketeer.

Bush Sr. was able to keep Israel from retaliating over the Scud attacks, but gave them Patriot and Israel knew Iraq was about to be blown apart without needing to lift a finger.

It's about his arrogance and just for power.

Next time you get a fortune from a cookie, add this to the end.

"And that's when the cannibalism started."

It works out amazingly often (if morbidly)

Google "fortress state mentality"

No. No he really couldn't, short of attacking Israel itself.

Israel has its own weapons industry, in part because of how in previous wars their British and French suppliers would cut them off.

This is the fantasy I'm talking about. In a fight for your life, you don't worry about sanctions.

Most Democrats I know wanted him to be tougher; I certainly did. If Netanyahu is going to interject himself into our politics, and not listen to us while taking our money, then it was time to cut them off. But there's a fantasy that Biden could MAKE Israel stop bombing if he really wanted to.

You know how MAGATS say "this is why Trump won"?

You. You're one of the reasons. You must be very proud.

If Israel is going to ignore us on every occasion they use the weapons we help finance, then they shouldn't have them.