i took a screenshot from the sony trinitron in my mind palace

happy new HEALTH album day to all who celebrate

i'm seeing a lot of confused and distressing posts floating around today so i want to set the record straight, once and for all: samus is NOT circumcised. her beautiful hog remains intact.

let's review the evidence, shall we? 🧵

good for her on her transition

I Hope You Get To Live Your Entire Life As A Human I thought this was going to be a review of my time with Santa Ragione's Horses, the controversial art game recently banned from Steam and the Epic Store. To some extent, this will be that but after...

I played Horses this weekend and I wrote down some messy thoughts not only on the game but especially on the specter of formalism that emerged to haunt us all for a moment.

transgamerthoughts.com/post/8023277...

NORTH OF REALITY Official website of Uel Aramchek. New and bizarre fiction added thrice weekly.

For those who haven't been before, I wrote over 300 short works of fiction as part of my northofreality.com project, most of which are on the website, and some of which are secret documents carried by a select few. The Greater Reality Area will begin as a newsletter, and evolve in its own way.

On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social

This tweet was what brought the game to my attention and I just finished getting all the endings. I love when a game like this is both strong with its individual vision and efficient with what it wants the player to experience.

woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed, worn down by life. doctor says, i have just the thing. bratty elf girl. woman says, "bratty elf girl?" doctor nods. bratty elf girl. "not clown pagliacci?" doctor shakes his head. bratty elf girl.

a youtube thumbnail depicting some kind of old nerd with the caption "Our inability to understand the exponential function is our biggest weakness - Prof..."

incorrect, old man. my biggest weakness is someone pulling my hair and telling me i'm a slut. or being stabbed with the seven sacred daggers of tel megiddo. but the hair pulling is easier and requires less occult knowledge

direlog once again making evil posts to keep us off-balance and better able to appreciate the good posts

those hitboxes are crazy

MyHouse.wad should have done this as part of its tactics to fuck with DOOM enthusiasts.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

i owe so many video game designers an apology

World where curses are real so if you go down to the drugstore there's a witch on staff who once a year will cast a mild curse on you so that your body builds up its natural defenses against stronger curses

rip

What if the haystack is comfy. What if that's where the needle wants to be

There's a moss-covered stone in your mailbox. It is a summons to represent humankind at the Forest Council. Don't blow this one off

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LOCAL Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent

THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)

Screenshot from pokemon ruby / sapphire / emerald. Spheal is unlearning a move. The game text says "spheal forgot"

borger

art style experiment

line came to me in a dream

popular store

If we can take one thing from the way lynch talks about art I think it should be to never again dilute your vision and don't put off any art you want to make because it all dies with you, there's no other way, there's no one else

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

call me the aspirational hotdogger the way i yearn to meat people