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Packing for trip:
Place shirts in suitcase
Remove cat from suitcase
Place pants in suitcase
Remove cat from suitcase
Place underwear in suitcase
Remove cat from suitcase...
Those poor overstuffed morbidly obese leopards...
05.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"It is time for the sandwich on top of your television set to explode..."
04.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was the coldest cut of all...
04.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That agent was trying to ham it up but just came across looking like a total chicken.
04.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0♫ ♩ ♬ ...I threw the sandwich... But I did not throw the condiments... ♩ ♬ ♪
04.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His lies are starting to ketchup with him as it becomes apparent that his testimony is a bunch of bologna.
04.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How did my dog whistle attract these mangey mutts?
03.11.2025 15:13 — 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being called "incompetent" by Nancy Mace is like being called "ugly" by a warthog.
01.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/com...
29.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Quote "The First Country The Nazis Invaded Was There Own" from *Captain America: The First Avenger*, accompanied by image of masked paramilitary Trumptroopen.
"in hopes of SCOTUS letting him officially declare war against the United States."
21.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Of course, the truth is that she's a low-IQ person who happens to be a black woman.
19.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nah, we're gonna win, and MAGAs should have some alternate explanation ready to go, a la "Grand-uncle Helmut was in the electricians' corps, that's why his old helmet has a double lightning bolt...".
19.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders, captioned "We're Coming For You, Donald".
19.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When searching for 10 things, how many of them will be in the last place you looked?
19.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A leap of leopards captioned "Looks Like Faces Are Back On The Menu, Boys!"
16.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The silver lining is that this won't lower our opinion of ICE agents.
16.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"The history of ICE" ...2023-2024 - Man in normal professional outfit ...early 2025 - Masked goon ...late 2025 - Masked goon with truncheon ...2029 - Man in prison garb
15.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I'm gonna waste it with my crossbow!
12.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, if an ICE janitor decides to have an attack of conscience and act on it substantively like the Cardassian labor camp clerk in that one *Deep Space Nine* episode, I'll think about maybe feeling sorry for him...
12.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry; we checked the database. You were working for ICE, not pimping as you tried to tell us...
12.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm thinking parodies of their masks with text like "Don't Tell Mom I Work For ICE - She Thinks I'm A Pimp"
12.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It could be a multiple-choice thing, like the penalty for fraud on Deneb V.
03.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"fire-suppression sprinkler sprayed vomit all over the taxi"
They should have filled it with water or maybe that foam stuff instead.
A leap of leopards captioned "Looks Like Faces Are Back On The Menu, Boys!"
16.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mars?
12.09.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another option:
textsfromsuperheroes.com/image/673861...
Well, he got caught a bunch of times, so he has done things he regrets.
10.09.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh. Right. Sweat.
OK, that makes the "check it for DNA" suggestions more tolerable to contemplate...
Eh, they had a few leftover Pym Particles after planting the fake Obama birth certificate in 1961, so why not?
10.09.2025 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
