Jason Nafziger

I just learned that the founding members of Tool were in Green Jellö and this is Art-Spiegelman-created-Garbage-Pail-Kids level 🤯 for me

Been catching up on the Toadies all day and this is easily a top 5 grunge band. Criminally underrated.

Worst. Rules. Ever.

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Scarf issue that I wish you saw
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Technically, Maggie May’s name is Margaret Margaret

Diabolus Ex Machina This Is Not An Essay

This is a hell of a thing to read.

Who’s ready for automated e-mail trauma season?

Captcha After Dark

Things are really happening

Big if true

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Someone cue me up Because Of Winn-Dixie
You know me and Jeff Daniels got a history
Pleasantville, 2 Days in the Valley
Dumb & Dumber double-feature then the first Speed
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a docu-series about how, within a few months of each other, Tim McGraw & Lit each released a 14-track album that closed with a song called “A Place in the Sun,” which is also the title of both records

Are there any two albums closer to 1:1 than Milli Vanilli’s “All or Nothing” and Milli Vanilli’s “Greatest Hits”?

I’ve already thought of several songs better than the ones I suggested for the @marchxness.bsky.social March Sadness pool 20 minutes ago

This account will now exclusively be long threads describing my favorite TikToks

RIP

My new favorite Christmas song subgenre is One Hit Wonders Who Reference Their One Hit In The Lyrics

(see: “Dancin’ with Santa” by The Trashmen)

Green Day/Insomniac

My fave by them too

I don’t know of any other band that evolved so profoundly between two albums

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Islands Industry
That is who we are
Corp’rate synergy
Pivot and drill down
Circle back with me on this can of worms
And we’ll touch base with each other ah ha
From one HiPPO to another ah ha
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Gene Autry’s desperate attempt to reconcile Santa Claus mythology & Christianity

Pretty confident some network could do serious numbers with a reality show that’s just Midwestern snow removal footage

That movie rewired my brain. Every scene is a masterpiece

RIP Jim Abrahams, approximately 17% responsible for my entire sense of humor, for better or worse.

Even the best Thanksgiving you’ve ever had imprinted no fewer than 3 new traumas

If Thanksgiving was a good holiday, it wouldn’t be on Thursday.

Every time MoviePass emails me, I think of movies I never would’ve seen without it like Winchester or Red Sparrow and then I delete the email.

This sounds as close to a reasonable solution as one could hope for.

Why
So
Jolly?