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video gamesman, slime child, unironic dragon quest shill. when i'm not yelling about stuff on here i do graphic and motion design for television. based in adelaide, sa icon art by @pellrunks

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What if I told you that Yotei has this too

15.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The story of Tsushima wasn't anything special but at least it wasn't this.

15.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't want to keep banging on about Yotei but its just such a fucking bummer that the story ended up being as predictable and dull as it was. Ever since they announced the core story was about getting revenge I was worried that it would follow this same predicable path and here we are. Huge bummer.

15.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ign putting out columns about 'hey uh why does every playstation game have exactly the same story' feels extra condemning somehow

the dog turning to you and going 'you didn't fucking throw it. fuck you'

02.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No but seriously what the fuck is going on at Sony's first-party studios that they keep doing this exact same fucking story. If the Wolverine game ends up being about the cycle of revenge, eye for an eye etc then I'm going to [redacted]

15.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

save me mega starmie

15.10.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it funny how you can replace "Ghost of Yotei" in this post with most other Sony AAA games and this comment still applies

14.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just hit credits on Ghost of Yotei and wow ... The cycle of revenge ... Might be, erm, kinda bad??? Much to think about....

14.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hopefully if nothing else we get a really nice artbook out of this

14.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the mobile only dissidia is still 3v3โ€ฆ. square enixโ€ฆ. how do they do it. no one is on their level

14.10.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure this looks bad and stupid but at least it will only be that for about 6 months before it hits End of Service

14.10.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

right??????

14.10.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we do not need a 100m PS6 launch title Bloodborne remake. Just patch the fucking game.

14.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if it's bloodborne I'm gonna be on the news bsky.app/profile/shin...

14.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cue the responses of "at least you don't live in America :)" as if that's going to help your situation at all

13.10.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is fucking dire but it's really telling how some of them have multiple reality shows credited. Grim

13.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

forgot that selling stuff on eBay means I have to actually package it up and take it to a post office and everything. what a pain. but it's still better than marketplace (don't have to have weirdos coming to my house)

13.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you

13.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The DLC adds third-person mode to the original game too which kinda rules

12.10.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm tired boss

12.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I combined cat shit and dog shit and nobody wants it?????

12.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But also yeah, stop putting this disgusting creep in movies

12.10.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all well and good to say this is because of Leto and nobody wants to watch him, which is definitely true, but let's not act like a Tron movie was going to do well regardless of who is in it. It's fucking Tron.

12.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'd let her kill me

11.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Don't Worry About Next Gen Yet - Delayed Input
YouTube video by Kyle Bosman Don't Worry About Next Gen Yet - Delayed Input

Kyle nails it as usual this week. I enjoyed this one a lot- he pokes fun at Jez Corden AND made me think about a 6'7 Tifa....

11.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking called it

10.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad you could experience peak

10.10.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes! yes!!!!

10.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's me and my friends

10.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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