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Back on Elden Ring Nightreign and made great progress tonight: finally got a clear of the final boss, got the trophy for 3 boss kills in a row without a defeat, and saw and cleared the final shifting earth event. Videogames!!!

I first beat OFF many years ago and I'm looking forward to beating OFF again on my Switch soon

X post from @SardineTruther dated 9:03 PM · Jul 4, 2022: "hey, my partner saw you across the bar and really dug your vibe. not me though, i thought it was shit and derivative. 1 and a half stars." the image is of David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz

god this show was so good

Film critic David Stratton dies aged 85 His family announced his death on Thursday afternoon, saying he died peacefully in hospital near his home in the Blue Mountains.

No stars

We should all go to the movies

this one didn't get the recognition it deserved imo

nooo my outlet must uncritically regurgitate the rareware anniversary controller press release!!!!!

i wish my era account wasn’t perma’d so i can lurk without having to read another word written by dreamboum or planetsmasher

don't make me look at that

why did we let "friendslop" happen but we're not calling annualised sports releases "ballslop"??

of course it's planetsmasher. it's always fucking planetsmasher

i think it'd be cool if I could read any thread about Resident Evil on Era without it immediately devolving into yet another discussion about how racist RE5 is

Yes Josh! Yes!

throwing away a macca's cheeseburger is a worse crime than the scalping

i drink it cos it yummy and if I order one that isn't perfect or even good, I just go 'oh well maybe it will be better next time'. im a hero and everyone should be like me

you're talking to a mirror

actually kind of amazed nintendo could make something that's so bland and uninteresting aesthetically

did anyone actually show up for the drag x drive demo? haven't seen any impressions of it yet

Do brakes not work there

Slow down

It's not a valid point. And why would you need to pass someone when you're both driving the speed limit?

abe probably conditioned him from a young age to feel that way

how can it be UFO if there's 50 of them? doesn't sound so ah fuck it. You know what. Fuck you

he never misses

i'm sorry uncle amiibo. you've been tricked

bought one of those little amiibo emulator devices off AliExpress. I'm free. I can unlock everything I want and Nintendo can't stop me

you'll have to borrow Iain's (you can only shoot at drivers who speed through the crossing)

only one person in australia should have a gun, and it's iain, but he's only allowed to shoot at drivers who speed through The Crossing. this is my belief

Opened this literally minutes before the update went live lmao. Got both the placeholder boys