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Musk wasn't doing him any favors by going after Duffy.

It's an unbalanced centrifuge rotor in a candy bar. Some sick freak is out there putting all the weight on one side of the rotor. Just horrifying these people are allowed to walk among us.

Please be sure to check your kid's candy VERY carefully.

I just found an unbalanced centrifuge in a Snickers bar.
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Because rich people are always smarter and stronger and have better taste, that's why they're rich!

There are interviews in which I stick to the script. Then there are interviews with old friends in which I get to go off on one about the Czech National Revival

Camp? Heist? Peak camp heist is the 1969 Italian Job.

Wow.

Watching this 'Love Has No Labels' ad campaign featuring John Cena from 2015 is breaking my brain

It's not that I'm pining for time that didn't exist by mistaking an ad for a lived experience

It's the fact that boilerplate Corporate Liberalism from 10 yrs ago clears anything Dems communicate today

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

Milton is so clearly a chaos agent, and he loves it.

Thanks yet again for introducing me to new tunage.

Varicose veins.

Let the damning begin!

That's just purple Jaba.

Online Habits, Nun drag?

Kinda glad they don't weigh 250 lbs and have teeth, like their ancestors.

Blue Oyster Origin.

When I showed my wife a picture of your Murderbot, she said "Oh my gosh that's so perfect, he looks just like him!". I'm not sure what to do with that, but I think Alexander Skarsgard would appreciate the comparison.

Add glasses and you have Adam Savage.

Ya, pretty much any US escape plan is being destroyed by weakening the $ and sowing anti Americanism. Don't worry, before the end of the year we should see a major US downturn as uncertainty rises. And in a couple of years the crypto bubble will burst and global recession will even things out.

In college I studied paleontology. We were rewatching Monty Python's Meaning of Life, the Galaxy song. "The Earth revolves around the galactic central point once every 250 million years." And I thought, well that's not that long.

It's really weird once you internalize time at that scale.

To be fair, the Tully Monster is the official State Fossil of Illinois.

"Likely chordate" indeed, which approaches having a backbone; the notochord is there, if not the bone. Like another Illinois fossil, Senator Dick Durbin.

Ok ok, Durbin clearly had a backbone, in the political paleozoic.

ill admit i was doubtful about the water but the new mad max is looking incredible

Today in 1785, at the height of Balloon Mania, a couple caused a great scandal when they ascended in a hot air balloon & it looked from the ground like they became the first people in history to have airborne sex. ‬Their names were Mrs Letitia Sage and, um, a Mr George Biggin.

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense

Or is it?

Our struggle is against chipmunks and squirrels...

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