Valerie

Trust: we *know* what a malevolent short-fingered vulgarian he is. It’s mortifying watching him interact with actual heads of state.

Nature’s little clean-up committee. 🩷

My daughter was showing me those videos and I was not surprised, either. 💙

House reprimands Democrat Rep. Jesús 'Chuy' García, accused of subverting election The House on Tuesday took the rare step of publicly reprimanding one of its own members - retiring Democratic Rep. Jesús "Chuy" García - for what some of his colleagues have described as an attempt to...

Cannot stand Gluesenkamp Perez.
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A Brutal Post-Election Crackdown in Tanzania Leaves Lasting Scars After hundreds of people were reported killed by security forces, experts say the country will never be the same.

Last month, hundreds of people were reported killed by security forces in post-election protests in Tanzania. Experts say the country will never be the same.

I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.

Very silly.

Am I reading that correctly? Basically a 12-minute mile? Even *I* could do that before I tore my meniscus.

Oh, for heaven’s sake! A 5k is three (3) miles and he’s acting like it’s a big accomplishment that he can do it. I don’t have a spare pat on the head, sorry.

This part right here! ⬆️

Oops, guess I can’t go to work today. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I love watching possums eat!

There seems to be plenty of whistling *between* her ears. Does that count?

Republicans declaring a war on Christmas.

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Officials raise concerns over Coast Guard helicopter move, potential ICE facility in Newport Local leaders say a lack of transparency from federal agencies is fueling confusion and concern along the Oregon coast.

This is an absolutely outrageous story that I haven’t seen covered nationally yet but it gets to the heart of the haphazard and irresponsible DHS operations that prioritize ICE operations above all
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US citizen Maria Greeley, a Latina who was adopted, was walking home from work downtown when masked agents zip tied her. They said she “doesn’t look like a Greeley.” This is how the government treats people under current deportation policies.
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Absolutely right: they’re a clown show with tear gas and they are losing.

This oatmeal-brained moron can’t remember the term “side dishes” so he calls them “surroundings.”

I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!

You should read this 🧵. TL;dr it’s rotten all the way down.

Elon Musk - the guy single-handedly responsible for the suffering and death of hundreds of thousands of people through the needless shuttering of USAID. By all means, let's hear what he has to say.

"Hodgson was arrested himself after allegedly wandering drunkenly into the women’s restroom" to ask a female customer on a date

OH ISN'T THAT RICH coming from a guy from the political party that claims that trans people can't have human rights because of alleged"predators". Rest in piss, clown 🖕 🤡

I don’t know. I’ve been told it’s improved since the last time I had to do it. I hope so, because the prep is truly worse than the actual procedure.

It has worked for me when trying to down that hideous colonoscopy prep mix while tasting as little of it as possible.

Hooray! Makes them sound about as palatable as expected, though. Maybe chill them as much as possible and use a straw?

Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.

"There are about a thousand of us."

Yes, because the thing about girls is that they don't stay girls for very long. Which makes them disposable. And which means that men like Epstein need a huge supply.

I’ve always wished they’d make those calorie boost drinks in some kind of savory flavor, too: creamy chicken soup, or some such. Might go down better than fake vanilla.

I hope they’ll be pleasant to drink, at least.