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33 • electrical engineer • furries, beer, bread, coffee, soap, mold, and more • runs a furry convention
woodworking? uh, yeah i sure hope it is
24.11.2025 05:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(moog advertisement riff) Moog. Because you can't spell analog without anal. Dialing in a Moog is easier than bottom prep. Trust me. I can't tell you how many times I've been hit up by a top on Grindr while I'm in the studio cooking. Fuck you. I'm too busy being hot as fuck with my oscillators and square waves.
moog. because you can’t spell analog without anal.
21.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 157 🔁 49 💬 8 📌 1I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
Boosegumps Bar
24.11.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.
19.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 7724 🔁 1297 💬 55 📌 22[smash mouth voice]
Hey now
This is slut pop
Whip your dick out
Right now
Arthur, from the hit PBS show of the same name, sits at a grand piano, covering his eyes with his hands and crying saying “I must have made at least fifty mistakes”
Me after every social interaction
21.11.2025 06:04 — 👍 1226 🔁 446 💬 8 📌 9shoot grenade bugs with caution
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bonus that adds Knuth up-arrows
20.11.2025 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
19.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 553 🔁 206 💬 7 📌 7they should add exponents to balatro
20.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
16.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 8838 🔁 3860 💬 234 📌 730banger DaThings bit
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why does scrambling the egg double the calories
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cup
16.11.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
15.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 2807 🔁 870 💬 67 📌 143
what is going on in my amazon recommendations
15.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fallout 67
14.11.2025 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AKSJFHDKDJ THAT WAS THE ANSWER
14.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"how many cars were in operation in Ohio when the first recorded car crash happened"
im gonna guess 2 and they crashed into each other
soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
*kissin kate barlow voice*
Start diggin in yo butt, trout
25 or 6 to 7
09.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
also mushrooms
09.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Zohran style graphic “I FOR GOR”
this one’s for all the adhd heads
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