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You ever think about how cp is a major plot point of The Butterfly Effect? That's pretty crazy

24.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't talk enough about how Ne Zha 2 murders most things worldwide box office but didn't get much if any movement stateside. Idk, that feels like something.

24.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen King's main thesis is "50s kids were real cocksuckers, weren't they?"

11.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grammys have genuinely good nominations for best rap album top to bottom. End times sign?

08.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IDC how shit dude was as a CEO, Eisner calling Bob Iger a pussy is funny

19.09.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As a kid IFC provided Naked Lunch, Crash and Clerks.

IFC Roku channel, I got the hook up 2.

Fuck I feel old

05.09.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IDC what RFK Jrs answer is, id end every question with "And yo, treating Asperger's with a lobotomy was pretty crazy. What was that all about"

04.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I can see being on Degrassi leading to crazy body dysmorphia

27.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maron being like "Fuck it, comedy sucks from top to bottom now" has been pretty fun

25.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasnt fishing but Im glad I caught this

23.08.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drake fans think Conor McGregor has one last run in him. I can't explain why this feels true.

21.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
dc Talk - 2 Honks & A Negro [ORIGINS]
YouTube video by TheLegendOfJoel dc Talk - 2 Honks & A Negro [ORIGINS]

youtu.be/tDSAFxQr-hs

Anyway p crazy how the one turned out to be a sex criminal

19.08.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to go to Lowe's today

11.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Learned the director of Ready to Rumble became president of Paramount. Huh.

09.08.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Self awareness is why I can't hate on Big Sean.

08.08.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So diamond and/or Silk dies. A year later, AI influencers and they're all black women. That's pretty sus.

A drip in the bucket of the world going to shit but still.

07.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always fucked up how when there's a group of special needs characters in a movie there will be like 1 or 2 that actually are and like 3 character actors just playing it up. That shit feels so mean when you step back.

03.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"assaulted by a trio of kangaroo"
*Gasp*
"Hunters.*

And this is why you finish the sentence before reacting.

02.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wire with a mustache on.

01.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out "kill yourself?" is NOT how you reply to someone asking what to do about a giant wasp nest. Noted.

01.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not the biggest Sublime fan but I do like that the remaining band members never sold out and just look like old stoners.

Not my crowd but I respect the dedication to the bit.

30.07.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I'm the only one blown away by this Shaboozy run on the charts. Shit seems wild to me

28.07.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not for nothing but Mike Davis in Fortnite could get me to play a round or two

27.07.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It occurs to me that pretty much anything I've liked about hulk Hogan has had 0 to do with wrestling.

And my that I mean Gremlins 2 is amazing.

24.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
OZZY OSBOURNE - Scene in 'Little Nicky'
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne OZZY OSBOURNE - Scene in 'Little Nicky'

youtu.be/1WBLiitrpSg

22.07.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Learned there's a Kidz Bop version of Hot To Go. It's about pizza.

They still include Snap and clap and touch your toes.

21.07.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. You're not gonna convince me an "Alex warren" is a thing I need to know.

18.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting packed out by SZA of all artists is very funny.

17.07.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I hate most about music streaming is that the Lupe Fiasco "Revenge of the Nerds" mixtapes are never gonna make it.

16.07.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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