Chelsea Meister

Got a free ticket to the Twins game just so I could get a hotdog and watch one Judge AB before seeing The Baseball Project. Conveniently I think I can get away with wearing my Yankees jersey to both.

In Minnesota for a day, enjoying my unfettered access to Bluesky. Inexplicable how this is the only website I use that is requiring age verification to comply with the new SoDak law.

One of the worst takes I’ve seen lately was someone saying that North and South Dakota shouldn’t be two states. They’re very different places!

FIFA rankings:

Incredible timing that I started re-reading the Iliad this week and the latest episode of @thisguysucked.com is all about Achilles fanboy Alexander the Great.

Farewell to Loretta Swit, shown here (because you already know what she looked like on M*A*S*H) as Agnes Gooch in Mame with Vicki Cummings (as Vera) and Celeste Holm (as Mame).

Love when past me preorders a book because I forget about it the majority of the time so it’s like a surprise gift from my past self when it comes out.

Book club in four hours, only have an hour left in my book. Not sure the last time I was this ahead of schedule. 😂

Did I love it? It’s a f*cking vampire musical. What do you think?

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I keep bursting into conversations to evangelize about The Pitt and I need people to know I am doing it only 10% as much as I want to be.

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🎶 THESE HILLS WILL FLATTEN A WHOLE SHIPS CREW - THESE HILLS WILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU 🎶

The number of times I’ve listened to the Hills of Tanchico today is truly absurd.

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

NO I AM NOT KIDDING

(1/69)

Listen man I’m not going to be mad about rich people financing art for no profit, that is literally the one good thing they do.

Mild #Severance spoiler but “Emile is the name of the goat” made me laugh way harder than warranted.

Why does all tv need to come out on Thursdays??? The Pitt gets a pass because it is (for legal reasons, totally not) ER 2.0 but #WoT, Severance, Reacher…couldn’t one of these shows come out literally any other day??

A screenshot of the NCAA bracket showing the Louisville (cardinals) playing Creighton (Bluejays)

Is this how we lose the time war?

More people have reached out to me to talk about the Yankees beard policy than they did about the #Yankees winning the pennant last year. 😂

I don’t watch trailers so I’ve had a lot of fun reading a bunch of WoT reactions out of context today.

A screenshot from MLB showing that on 12/13 there are 69 days until Spring Training games

nice

I genuinely couldn’t get past Sheridan and his cowboys not hearing about the murder of a governor they have a close business relationship with for days because they’re too busy being cowboys, and it just keeps spiraling from there.

Every month I say I’m going to read my book club book sooner next time but here I am, day before book club, genuinely unsure if I have enough time to listen to the 5.5 hours left in this audiobook.

Moana 2 made the bold choice to be a Disney movie with zero bangers in it.

A screenshot from Pocket Casts year end review saying I’ve listened to 69 different shows

nice

Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek

“I’m past smart. I have no brain left. This is day three of the kid with the cold from hell. Why, why can’t they fix a damn cold? I’d trade any technology for a cure.”

Me 🤝 a witness in this JD Robb book

It’s kinda BS I live in the future and we don’t have a cure for a cold.

They have Disney’s Hercules on in my local comic shop and the way Hera is fawning over baby Hercules is the funniest thing. Insane mythology retconning. (I love this movie, but that remains wild.)

Drove the bookmobile halfway to the my destination before I realized I didn’t grab my coat. I’m going to pretend I did that on purpose and I’m midwestern tough on this 30 degree afternoon.

Me: I gotta listen to something else, this hyperfixation on Billy Joel’s music is getting excessive
My Gym’s Radio: 🎶 Darling I don’t know why I go to extremes 🎵

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH. RIGHT????!