Gez Campbell-Smith

This aged well.

Our national anthem is the theme tune to The Archers.

A tree opposite my bus stop. One pic when it's sunny, when when overcast with autumn in the air. What did I make? Time to take in natural beauty in unlikely places during a time when the world seems so angry. We will come and go with the seasons and years. Natural beauty anywhere will endure.

More pertinently, they could open this, instead of Ghislaine Maxwell leaks to the Mail.

"Stalled" is the official word emanating from unofficial sources.

Yep, being in the UK, I watch in on Triller the following day or 2 afterwards. At least the ones that aren't in London or Glasgow. Can't sit there for 4 hours or so? Just watch the end of one match-up then get back to it later. Apparently, though, this is rocket science to some people.

Yeah, the racist chanting, the banana throwing, the "Get yer tits oot for the lads", the pubs being shut down pre-match due to rival fan ambushes, the orgamised firms waiting for opposition supporters in a side street or subway, the deaths, the injuries, the police violence. All good natured fun.

Can you tell what he is yet?

No Earl of Inverness either.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Inver.

How can they chompete when everyohne is aghainst them?

As the defender clearly got Scott Baio pink-eye from the ball hitting him squarely in the face, we can conclude that Jilted John was right. Ghordon is a mhoron.

Good on his bodyguard, though, as the report says there's no evidence to suggest he complied.

To be fair to Clarkson, though .....

No, sod it. Clarkson is a dick.

The general of the army.
He thought that war was barmy.
So he threw away his gun.
Now he's having much more fun.

If only life was as simple and good as Spike wished for in children's rhymes all those years ago.

Proving once again that politicians know fuck all about football unless they're born into it. Blair and his "I sat in the Gallowgate End", Cameron and his 'I support Aston Villa. Or is it West Ham?' routine. And now Starmer wanting a pack of bigoted thugs to descend on Villa Park. Prick.

Inverness appears to be just about getting by without an Earl. It turns out the only monster they needed was a few miles down the road in the murky waters of a loch.

She said on a social media platform originating from USA, on a device made in Asian sweatshops, using electricity from EU owned providers.

Her pack of lies, however, is entirely her own work.

Strange how it only appears to be toxic when the likes of Oakenshott and Jenrick are there. It's almost as if their willful ignorance and lazy in-built bigotry is the problem, perish the thought.

Except we all know that Daily Express Westminster lobby correspondent wasn't joking. He meant every word, hidden behind the excuse of poor humour.

Carol Malone, on live tv, shouting at him, demanding an answer for if he knows what a nazi is, when his family had to change their surname to avoid nazi's and other assorted bigots targetting them, was one of the worst bits of British tv in history.

Having a Chocolate Orange counts as well.

"Get the f*** oot o' Sneckie!"

Our title odds now looking downright stingy. I hope 1 or 2 of you put a silly fiver each way when we were 250/1.

Have Jack Perry smash his head through a window and say "Look, no AI" before getting throttled by Tony Khan while Samoa Joe watches with popcorn and a smirk, taking him back to All In.

The owner will undoubtedly get a lot of criticism, but if it's not working out, get rid quick is the way to go. I know from experience as a Hearts fan from last season, and years gone by, that hanging onto a manager because letting him go early will make the owners look bad is a false economy.

That never leaves you, the dry Fruit Loops bit. When I'm too lazy to even get out of bed, I have a box of cinnamon Cheerios standing by, just in case. Not saying I'm old, though, but my Pokemon would be Pong or Space Invaders.

Just be old and slightly scared of technology. It works very well for me.