Gez Campbell-Smith

I did like AJ Styles at the 2016 Royal Rumble. The camera showed Roman Reigns's face, trying to work out what the walk-on music was, then in the background a huge roar going around the arena. Only then did the camera cut to AJ Styles. Really well done.

I'm still up as well. Got a re-run of Yes Prime Minister on. Going through one of those mentally challenging phases, so irregular sleep patterns are my forte currently. I hope the cats aren't too disappointed that their personal restuatant isn't open just yet.

Falling Down as well. He brought a touch of surreal calm in the search for a man driven to the point of murderous breakdown.

Beetroot kimchi salad, including sweet potatoes.

Had sweet potatoes in my kimchi salad on the train the other day. Exquisite.

The day cats get the hang of kitchen knives, the human race is finished.

The British Empire is taught as being a great power. It's never seen as invading countries, plundering, murdering, and a whole lot worse. Admittedly, huge defeats at Hastings in 1066 and Dunkirk in 1939 hold a place in British psyche, too, but the genocidal side of British history isn't taught.

I have bought 5 different cheeses. I may skip dinner and go straight to cheese and biscuits.

Inhumane League

Someone tell him that there was a missing comma and that he was voted most over, rated wrestler.

YouTube video by The Red Highlander Italian Football on BBC ALBA

BBC Alba's opening credits for Serie A football are a thing of beauty.

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Random useless fitba' fact of the day - Ringo Starr is the only one of the Beatles who was / is an avid supporter. Not of Everton, Liverpool, or even Tranmere Rovers. But Arsenal. His father came from London and took him to Arsenal games growing up.

I'm cheering myself up by watching the freeskiiers crashing after trying a trick a wee bit too fancy for them.

I ought to be pissed off and disappointed about Hearts today. I am a bit. But it's the 1st anniversary of my mother's passing, and also the 12th anniversary of my partner's passing, so it's a shit day for me anyway. It'll be over soon enough, though.

Is that the one where the baddie swallows an air cannister or something, then inflates and bursts like a balloon?

Mentioned in Blackadder, as well, regarding an infamous Bishop, along with one of the best ecclesiastical one liners in film history during Hot Fuzz, with the comment from the vicar of "Oh, f*** off, Grasshopper."

Who then controversially won 7 Tour de France races after a chance meeting with Vince Vaughan at a dodgeball competition in La Jolla.

Starmer allies hired investigators to look into author of McSweeney book KEIR Starmer's allies hired private investigators to explore the background of an author whose book led to the resignation of the Prime Minister's…

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A pity they're six months late in publishing the story.

It would depend on if its in soup or gazpacho, I guess.

An excellent point.

As Jamie MacDonald said in The Thick Of It "This time it's Motherwell Rules. With a pool cue in your eye. And another pool cue up your arse."

By the look of that "roundhouse", he's just had the Motherwell Rules workout.

The only good Bond films are the ones with the bloke who flew Thunderbird 1.

Hamilton Accies v Caley Thistle "crowd" has to be under 200.

You could say it's amazing due diligence isn't rigorous for potential club owners who then move the club and don't bother paying the players, with boycotting fans getting the blame for this criminality.

Been going on for decades, though.

Fuck off. The real threat is friends of known paedophiles and sex trafdickers in positions of power and influence. Tough on pensioners, friendly to paedophile enablers. He ought to resign in shame.

When you have a right wing press moaning like the arseholes they are about the BBC, encouraging people not to get licences because they don't like the headlines on their news output, and complicit governments allowing it to happen, this happens. Not typical BBC but typical moaning fucks ruining it.

First and only spoiler: "Fuck Ice" appears to be the flavour-of-the-month chant across the globe now.

A Russia that's had its arse handed to them by Ukraine for 4 years? That one, and not the arse of President Pantshitter in the White House that Starmer's tongue is permanently up?

The US government are the threat. Everyone, including Starmer, knows it. The sooner Trump dies the better.

Individual: "Oh fuck, ìt's that ironically bigoted cunt Zahawi coming towards me, if I look like I don't want him within a mile of me, he might just fuck off somewhere else."

Good lad. A sociopathic response towards someone being deliberately provocative to get a clickbait reaction, who deserves a clout for either being a nazi supporting cunt, or being an intentionally irritating cunt. Freedom of expression does not exempt you from freedom of consequences of it.

A red rose with an insulting Valentines Day message.

I peeked out of the window in the Tynecastle Hotel after midnight the other night, and even then there were these two odd looking chaps clearly talking excitedly about the game. No idea who they could be .....