Gez Campbell-Smith

That worked out well for him.

The very first response I saw, with surgical precision, unravelled all the nasty, cruel and hypocritical things they've done in less than 18 months.

Frankly, the more focus the media put on Green policies, the more votes they will pick up, so let them.

I'd like to know why your party actually got less votes at the last election than your previous leader got in the 2019 defeat.

The guess would be that the electorate know you're a bunch of scumbags but just less scummy than the ones who were in government before you.

You're dead in the water.

The new Celtic boss is asked by his assistant why his magnetic board is in Rangers colours, during their dismal 2-1 home defeat by league leaders Hearts.

If you sit on the right hand side of the train, the section from Newcastle to Edinburgh is breathtaking.

My son and I travel up for Hearts games regularly so we've perfected the art of booking the right seats in right carriage!

If he wants gloves off, he's the fucking arsehole, who forced anyone out of the Labour Party who were opposed to his Tory tribute party line. Who then got less votes than the leader he replaced. A spineless, duplicitous waste of a Prime Minister, just like the previous ones this decade.

One of the worst moments in sports history. Not quite Berlin Olympics 1936, or anywhere close to Munich 1972, but up there with the England football team doing their nazi salute for Hitler before a friendly.

Can I be the furious former Mercedes worker who invaded the track?

Christmas time is coming.
My stomach's getting fat.
Noel Edmonds was on telly.
But God knows why, the twat.

The same look I had on the 43 bus after Hearts v Kilmarnock the other night.

The good thing is Christmas is over a year away.

On the plus side, watching ICE try to take on a bunch of St. Pauli supporters before a Germany game would be an unrivalled spectacle, with ICE finally getting what's been coming to them for some time.

On the plus side, you won't need to again for at least a year.

A corrupt, greedy, ignorant, wannabe dictator.

Also in the photo - Donald Trump.

I'm at that age where I want to not just sleep through Christmas, but right through to the end of February. Too cold, arthritic knees too achy, and the daylight hours too short.

Centuries ago, some rural French folk used to hibernate. No wonder us Scots get on so well with them!

Knocked off the number 1 slot by Althia & Donna with Uptown Top Ranking. I remember cheering the radio on the Tuesday lunchtime when Paul Burnett gave the new chart rundown!

Wings have suffered from being the Alan Partridge band of choice, but this was worse than their Crossroads theme tune.

A clearly drunk Rod Stewart livens up a cup draw by imitating an ostrich, while a soon-to-be-sacked Alan Stubbs pretends to not notice.

And here he is, hoping he draws out a can of Tennents.

I'd ask for a Waldorf Salad to go with a Screwdriver and hope the bartender wasn't Basil Fawlty.

Scotland have qualified for the World Cup for the first time in 28 years, half my lifetime ago, in a different century, a different millennium. But I couldn't bring myself to watch it. There's no way I can travel if they play in the USA. Not while the child-rapist-protector in chier is there.

Rod Stewart had the right idea. Get pissed beforehand then imitate an ostrich when pulling out the balls.

Well, the one good thing about not bothering to go to a Trumpaloid USA for the World Cup is that Scotland are in the same group I already saw in 1998.

Wonder whatever happened to that dark haired Irish tv executive Alan tried to impress?

I guess, whatever he's doing, it can't be any darker than Alan's daydreams .....

Oh.

😬

Her duet with Rowan Atkinson for Comic Relief was a whole lot of fun for her.

The youngest of 4 kids, the eldest of my siblings bought The Kick Inside and played it non-stop until, well now - I guess he still plays it every day.

He will find out soon when he gets too complacent that one of his targets went to through same training as Liam Neeson. Who has acquired skills. Who will hunt him down. Find him. Then you know the rest.

The Alan and Lynn commentary on the DVD of the first series is Jacka-nacka-nory!

Wow, respect to you for that. You've earned the right to cut all that travel out. And occasionally get back to the pub a lot earlier!

Shamelessly stolen from a Sunderland forum.

Why the hell are Paris FC so annoyed by a woman with a good figure?

Just got the 43 bus into town. An hour and a quarter. 😬 Not sure how you did that once a week!

Forth Bridge and Forth Road Bridge from South Queensferry.

Not a bad view for a lunchtime stroll.

I'm not saying what drinks I have in the fridge at the moment are a Caledonian cliche, but Irn Bru 1901, Red Kola, and Tennents does suggest that. My breakfast of porridge and morning rolls tends to exacerbate that as well.