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THE GOAT

Steel yourselves - the Harry Potter Universes Beyond is inevitable. It will start with a Secret Lair and sell out in nanoseconds, then blossom into a main set.

To assist those of you that play MTG, I will pre-write some excuses for you. When (not IF) it happens, feel free to use them.

Duck Duck Go Search "Did the people who put Jesus Christ on the cross go to hell?"

Did the people who put Jesus Christ on the cross go to hell?

Post a banger not in English

Obligatory NZ easy-mode pick:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq2K...

LOOK GARY THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM!!

This gave me a visceral reaction

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This is my being annoyed specialist subject because the "savings" the government keep banging on about are

- worse infrastructure
- taking longer to build
- costs more for less
- will require more disruption
- doesn't do the whole job

Its a classic political fuck up of a project.

IT'S FEBRUARY 2026.

THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.

Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.

Well done on making it to another Friday :)

Air New Zealand drops Kia Ora trademark bid Air New Zealand has withdrawn its bid to trademark the logo for its in-flight magazine Kia Ora, following talks with Māori leaders.

Happy Waitangi day. Side-note remember when former Air New Zealand CEO Christopher Luxon tried to trademark 'Kia Ora'.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Who would ever put this muppet in charge of anyone let alone an airline. Wonder what he is up-to these days?

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

I could easily buy happiness; skill issue

Month Update review: this month has been hell. This Dishwasher has been the only beacon from heaven keeping me going everyday 7/10 purchase

Greeeeeaaaatttttt.....

(The amount of posts this week I have had to leave in the drafts cause it would be just non-stop trauma-posting has been concerning)

YouTube video by BeardOfGinge Hornswoggle theme, but speedup 1.5x and with 808s added

So this reply guy muppets most popular vid is at 20k, can y'all repost this magnum Opus so it gets to 20k. It would send me if you did LMAO 🤼‍♂️ youtu.be/dAhLU1WhKPM?...

Most sane AI Defender be like:

Hot take: I think National should keep going with this. It worked out well for the opposition in New York. Try and insult the New Zealand population more. It'll turn out well for you I bet

Illustration of a 'Shepard Elephant', an elephant with an indiscernable number of legs.

How many legs does the elephant have? At first glance, the answer maybe be obvious - but look a little closer, and this fiendish illusion reveals itself. (HD reupload)

the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been

Beard doesn't drink but somehow is the drunkest sober guy every time we get together

I cannot help it. I gotta gotta livin la viva loca Singstar ps2 style

Please don't reward this with likes. Don't encourage me 😭

I know this reads like Incel shit. I am not an Incel, I'm a Runecel

Me drunkenly: "You know, I think I figured out why I will be forever single. I don't think I'll ever love a woman more than I will love you Old School Runescape."

*Beard doesn't drink btw

i mean for me 0 x 10 is still zero. Doesn't matter the platform, I will post M I D

The guy who I reposted who's all "this isn't sustainable, no one liked my post enough on Bluesky" is so cringe I can't believe he exists

JUST SAYING I don't think I have ever made more than one recipe from any cookbook I've ever used. Cause like I just don't care enough. Make the achievos witty and interesting, I'll fooken make a meal out of it

"How'd taste?" - Bake an Apple Crumble replacing cinnamon with a seasoning of your choosing

"Desert is served" - Serve both an Apple Crumble AND Homemade Ice Cream using recipes on pg 1 & 7