Beard Of Ginge

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Whangaparoa pumpkins. Common in New Zealand

Annual halloween reminder to folks outside of New Zealand. This is what our pumpkins look like. Your orange pumpkins look like plastic CGI to my brain

Growing up I was into Pro Wrestling, though it is a fake sport the matches would very rarely eclipse one hour...

3 days is too much... 5 DAYS?? NOPE

GOD I love how dogshit our sports are. It is so funny. MAN SMASHED A TEA CUP OVER THIS!! I am dying LMAO

How was it as soon as I saw that name, I IMMEDIATELY knew what he had done. Absolute shit-stain of a person

Call me Troy Bolton the way I can play ball and be apart of the theater!!

(This is a reference to a Disney Channel Home Movie High school Musical, used as a vehicle to vague-post about both Yugioh! and Magic the Gathering Trading Card Games)

a man sits in front of a sign that says " hey crew " Alt: GIF of Bryan Danielson saying "What are you talking about?" with IMPACT font at the bottom. Guy is notable for using Cattle Mutilation in pro wrestling

Was talking to someone at the gym I work at about training the traps. Yarned into previous exercise history and I attempted to explain to the move "Cattle Mutilation" from Wrestling to someone LMAO

NOT ANOTHER SMASH BROS PLAYER IN SURVIVOR!?

(He plays Project M, and he tried to explain it to a group)

OK I AM 180'd on this season. The most soy guy named Rizzo (has made a meal out of that name) literally had the most underdog moment in a one on one challenge on episode 1. ERM-BASED moment. Rizzo to the end LMAO

Last post on this

REGRET REGRET REGRET

Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH

I am immediately reminded why I do no watch Survivor no more. FUCK ME it is impossible to get access to seasons in NZ now

THE HOST CALLED HER AFTERWARDS AND SHE PICKED UP TO ANSWER LMAO

TLDR; This guy got so in the weeds of winning Survivor, that before the show started he setup a scheme with his mate. When his mate come out for a reward challenge, he told him that his Grandma died in-front of the other players so he could use it for leverage in his game.

A lot of the random shows I watched when I was younger taught me many things. This show taught me that no matter what decade, there were always a handful of FREAKS amongst us who would do the most insane shit possible for their own interests

YouTube video by Stephen John Jonny Fairplay's Dead Grandmother

www.youtube.com/watch?v=goNu...

I really want to get back into Survivor. GOD THIS SHOW WAS SO PEAK

a cartoon of spongebob sitting at a picnic table with the words " i need it " above him Alt: a cartoon of spongebob sitting at a picnic table with the words " i need it " above him

When you think about someone you are so financially desperate for you start turning irrational?

The last hour has been "how much is a kidney worth?"
"Can someone with no following do a dishwasher subathon?"
"Surely an autistic man can access his kiwisaver for a supported living Dishwasher?"

TIL that benchtop Dishwashers exist.

I am INCREDIBLY TEMPTED TO GO INTO REAL DEBT TO GET ONE

I would absolutely agree! I think those who are more online are more technologically literate compared to the average population. I ask anyone who can install Ubuntu without issue to go change their car oil without asking someone who tinkers with cars. They'll give you the same sentiment on that.

Just had a thought about this. Why does every house have a giant stand-in Oven? Legit would be 1 Million times easier if you just had a couple portable pans and an small oven/air-fryer. Would be so much easier

Not sponsored, just a big fan of Epic Foods. It is genuinely great vegan cheese, and very much not supermarket bad vegan cheese.

If your in Hamilton. 4 bucks a pack of off cuts for the next hour down 20 Lake Road. It's some GOOD vegan cheese

In a just world, Tutira Mai Nga Iwi would be New Zealand's national anthem. Not what garbage we got

I'm starting to think Tom Scott was a load-bearing white guy.

The GOAT

Farmers are awesome dude. They will tell the most unhinged way they are destroying the environment like "I have a rubbish hole that I burn plastic in" and when you suggest the concept of a land-fill they turn into an eco-warrior telling me how dare I suggest burning diesel to add to that FILTHY DUMP

Trust your gut? Autistic woman’s intuition feels pretty much the same as generalised anxiety disorder An autistic woman told by her therapist to “trust your instincts” is reportedly struggling to discern her instincts from her debilitating anxiety disorder. Alma Montague, 34, could be holed up…

Montague told us: “My inner wisdom is telling me to break up with my boyfriend, pack a bag and start a new life under the sea – but then it’s also telling me I need to peel this satsuma in one clean strip or my family will die.”

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From what I can tell about 95% of Kirikiriroa’s councillors & MPs live in the sprawling newer suburbs north of the city, which means they’re in the E. coli zone & and I wonder if now is still a good time to be banging the drum on lower rates given this was what caused the current problem?

This is going to keep getting used until the American people find some maturity.