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Garic Goblinhewer

@historydwarf.bsky.social

A dwarf in a sea of Internet trolls. My account is pure, like fresh fallen snow on Christmas. If your first interaction with me is a DM, please do not expect a response.

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Steak โ€˜n Shakeโ€™s choice to align themselves with the Maga movement certainly is a business decision one could choose to make. I hope they remember that many places serve burgers and fries.

23.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proud to contribute to the White House account being one of most blocked accounts on Bluesky.

20.10.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes in the heat of the moment people vote against their own self interests.

20.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maga after millions march in the streets in protest: โ€œYou did nothing, Trumpโ€™s still your president, libs.โ€
Maga raising 30K signatures to protest Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: โ€œFuck yeah, thatโ€™ll show โ€˜em. Murica!โ€

19.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OAN and Newsmax websites can be accessed for free while The Atlantic, CNN, and New York Times are mostly behind a paywall. I canโ€™t see any problems arising from this.

18.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would think being in the actual seat would require that too, but here we are.

17.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

American Christian capitalism is something else, I tell you.

17.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m not sure what the expectations are. What is the end result that will be needed to call this a success?

17.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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16.10.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disagree. He was very entertaining and over with the fans. Isnโ€™t that what itโ€™s all about?

13.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vivek realizing it doesnโ€™t matter if his policy positions are identical to Maga, they will never give him 100% support.

12.10.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They will get over it soon and resume their usual worship soon.

11.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you know as well as I do that it closed in 2001.

07.10.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even worse, itโ€™s being shared between two strippers.

07.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could do without the stimming on my computer mouse.

06.10.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember that strange week of December 4, 2024 where, for a few days, everyone recognized there wasnโ€˜t as much a left vs. right problem as there was up vs. down.
Of course, after Luigi Mangione was caught, it was very easy for the narrative to revert. Iโ€™m sure the 1% gave a sigh of relief.

01.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I love the ones I get in the front of my house.

01.10.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure that allowing him to burn down the house just so we can blame him for the fire is the best. Weโ€™ll all still be homeless amidst a burned down house.

30.09.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am more convinced than ever that his staff blatantly lies to him, tells him everything is going well and his popularity is higher than ever. And he is too addled to know any different.

24.09.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least compare a handwriting sample from Kash Patel.

24.09.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not convinced Kash Patel doesnโ€™t carry a Sharpie specifically to write on bullet casings.

24.09.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang, I just saw a TikTok that claimed holographic technology was used to fake the shooting. It has 23K likes. Turns out I canโ€™t even come close to the professional next-level crazy that is out there.

23.09.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think too many people sleep on Asuka. I find her really entertaining.

23.09.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CK technically died but was revived and was in a coma, coming out on September 13 (3 days). He is secretly working underground to take down the worldwide cabal and will re-emerge with JFK Jr. to be the next political powerhouse team. (Am I doing the crazy conspiracy thing right? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

23.09.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not going to lie, before I read the caption I thought it waa a moldy orange. That being said, jalapeรฑo corn bread sounds awesome.

22.09.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just took two Tylenol. When can I expect the autism to hit?

22.09.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sure does.

22.09.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he not American?

22.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anne Murray. A fine singer Iโ€™m sure, but not what a teenager wants to hear.

20.09.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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