Zachary Tait

I’m on a brand new @eastmidsrailway.bsky.social train home from London and I’m so happy… not because I have any interest in trains at all but because for once it’s clean and doesn’t stink of urine (it’s the small things)

maybe his musical age is 50 something

and your hairlines better than mine. Life is so unfair (Ich Komme is a HUGE banger tho)

so upset. I’m 32 apparently

the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket

don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take

love it - Catholic tat really is due a comeback any day now. My grandad had many, many framed cigarette cards (from movie stars to plain packaging, how the mighty fall)

yes! that and a sacred heart were the interior design choices of most of my relatives

hahaha oh I know - shes an evergreen star of ‘Crap you find in charity shops’. I adore her almost as much as the one with the man and the swan

That’s such a sweet idea! However the real star is the painting of the woman in the background. Iconic

yes those! they’re wonderful, pure Christmas nostalgia for me. Of course, we’re far too modern for a tree - just a minimalist brass sculpture for us

are the red/green/yellow slightly conical baubles the ones which are ?polystyrene covered with thread? my grandad always had those, I haven’t thought of them for YEARS

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sitting at home alone cackling at this

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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

thanks I was rather proud of that

I think so - I spent much of the roast wondering what absolutely insane thing Sally™️ would have done. And I bet Beige would have said something absolutely feral about Ru

she’s serving UNT

absolute dearth of charisma

this season is so meh, I had literally forgotten several of the returning queens had ever been there

At the

every week she makes it through, I’m baffled!

I’m sorry but the judging of drag race UK this year is on crack

they’re amazing laxatives! I use them at work when nothing else works. I’d put a towel down…

roasted sprouts would be in my Death Row Dinner

as an NHS resident (though not for much longer), this blog really resonates

🤞last ever night shift completed. Thank Jesus

and looked so rough this morning, a neighbour turned to me in the lift and said ‘big night last night?’ I’m a broken man

looked so rough after my night shift that when leaving hospital this morning, a very lovely volunteer asked me if I needed assistance 😅

so good. When Ru said Ginger walks the runway like she’s got somewhere else to be… or the dress without arms! Just so funny. Who couldn’t love the show

me neither - I’m hoping they’ll bloom soon. I really want some good quotes from the season. I think my last everyday-use quote from UK was ‘what are coats for? SHOPLIFTING’ which gets trotted out weekly in this house