Darglief

im just so embarrassed to be thought of as a man

november they nut

im going to miss bernie

saved

i dont believe you ate rice. who does that???

except me

a while back i kept posting that a big thing was coming and CHANGES are in the works. i just thought it was funny. there wasnt ever anything big coming

I don't but I check for new posts most days. I'm not sure if that is better or worse.

no

The Garfield lore is important

THIS IS MISINFORMATION!!!! Garfield hates Mondays because he has exceptionally bad lack on Monday! Things fall over on him, he gets hurt. Jon doesn't even leave the house to go to work, he works from home as a cartoonist as shown in the VERY FIRST COMIC! You are a FAKE Garfield fan!!!!

im going to save this post talking about saving posts

a white and black cat with one really big eye

sleep

okay i will

Straight grubbin it

And by "it" let's just say my deer

#deer 🦌

no socks, the water tricked me

In the water with socks??????

Licks ur grapes

#deer 🦌

meme of extremely cute pink icon kirby sitting in a big chair in front of a control panel. he is saying “they lower my wage, i lower the coolant to the nuclear reactor”

Only if it is valid the exact specific way I say it can be valid

I just want to make it to retirement so I can gossip over card games with the girls and I hate that this feels like too much to ask for

i already brushed my teeth but now im hungry. life is a bitch then you die

piss

Right sock left sock bra shirt underwear pants

letting my restroom use ME today, because I'm KIND-HEARTED AND WELL-MANNERED

(pissed myself😔)

puppygirls can play basketball but they have to play on all fours

wow i wish i was eating an ice cream topped with sprinkles at the zoo on a hot day

lmfao