Anderson York

I want the internet to know that I cucked drivers out of 16 square blocks of Indianapolis tonight.

petition to give @andersonyork.bsky.social (the mayor) a gundam

I’ve got to drive a truck requiring a CDL tomorrow. I better black out to prepare.

Did you know you can install the request indy app on a flip phone?

Who says I’m not already building one?

Shit I got 3 installed. Catch up.

Join the Sobro Neighborhood Alliance. While not on our immediate radar it’s been discussed for sure.

Welcome! I’ll bring you a care package if you message me.

Enjoy your sidewalk and hotdog stand.

Alright kids. I have officially switched my number to the flip phone. This iPhone is going in a drawer so, no apps. So if you’re expecting to hear from me on an app, you’re gonna have to text/call me.

Lmao did I just watch Canada pay for an ad in the world series quoting Reagan?

Best trunk or treat set up

I don’t believe this. My soda stream made me hella gay.

We need white boys to get off the podcast mic and into the garage mic making emo music again.

My wife is out of town, you know what that means:

I still didn’t turn the heater on despite it being 59 in the house.

We’ve also decided James Briggs isn’t invited either.

We have taken a vote and have decided Joe Hogsett is also not invited to the Sobro Neighborhood Alliance Halloween event.

Just a reminder, ranks will be handed out based on percentage of lyrics you know off of In Keeping Secrets Silent Earth 3, in my revolutionary platoon.

Coffee, tea, sweaters, blankets

SOFT

I want to warn you, if your kid is wearing crocs and pants without buttons, you’re probably the reason why.

They started giving the 5th graders lockers at my kids school to get them ready for middle school. So I’ve been volunteering in the mornings to help.

Guys we’ve got a serious dexterity problem in the youths.

Government shutdown means I get to teach people how to skin and gut squirrels in the park

We were spoiled last week.

The future anarchists want

My life as a neighborhood leader is just taking pictures of things and submitting them to the MAC.

Lmao not really, I just go and fix shit myself unless it’s like a pothole. I did submit 3 things today though.

Just told my 10 year old to 6-7 his way into touching grass and go outside.

Officially a month in with a newborn. Time isn’t relevant anymore. It’s a false construct. I have no ability to comprehend it’s passing. Every moment is seemingly just happening and also days ago.