Jake Regal

I’m in an Ottawa coffee shop and a customer just earnestly ordered a “Canadiano.” I lived though Freedom Fries, I need to warn her this sounds stupid as hell

I had a REEEAAAL good time playing Star Fox 64 with Pigma Dengar (@jakeregal.bsky.social). The full episode VOD is available on twitch.tv/BossBugKC for the next two weeks!

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This week, King Cockroach welcomes @jakeregal.bsky.social to the Evergreen Kingdom. Live on twitch.tv/BossBugKC

House hunting

The food in Disneyland costs the same as the food in any restaurant in Los Angeles. I live in a city with theme park prices

I’m at the Trader Joe’s next to the Northrop Grumman building. This is the distilled essence of Los Angeles

My Facebook "people you may know" section includes Daniel Day-Lewis. We have four mutual friends and his profile is weird enough that it may actually be Daniel Day-Lewis

If I worked at The Pitt I would find all the little corners I could sneak off to to do the Wordle

The inevitable Roblox movie is going to be the single ugliest piece of art ever created

Tonight, I stop into The Neighborhood on CBS and Paramount+! The neighborhood, canonically, is Pasadena so it's not actually a very long drive!

In the Oscar statue the Oscar should be holding an Oscar

You will NOT see me in the latest episode of St. Denis Medical...but I am in several scenes. Solve the mystery on NBC or Peacock!

If I ever win an Oscar, I too want to be played off by the Austin Powers theme

I have never heard a Post Malone song but his Oreos are good

I woke up and it’s still night. The power is out and the sky is covered by a blanket of smoke and ash. This sucks.

Today’s been a recovery day, I went a little hard last night (ate too much pizza and my tummy hurts)

In 2024 I thought I was never going to work again again but then I worked again, again. I went to Japan and walked through about 600 gates but then I got tired. I went to Arkansas and stared straight at the sun. I hurt my thumb and bought a funny hat and watched 130 movies. B+

Posting from the intermission of The Brutalist. It will be dark out when the movie ends. Gotta buy this score

These AI ads that are airing threaten my livelihood and obviously I dislike them for that reason but I pride myself for my ability to retain objectivity, and let me tell you, they also look like shit

Cardinal Redbird & Soundtrack A night of improv comedy featuring your real-life Hollywood horror stories and your very own life’s soundtrack. Cardinal Redbird: Hollywood superstars Cardinal Redbird are here to turn your real-life ...

Anyhow our last show for a while is tonight, you should come ucbcomedy.com/show/cardina...

One time Harold Night fell on April 1st and Cardinal Redbird got a suggestion from the audience but then launched into an abridged but fully memorized and choreographed production of Rent

Sitting perfectly still at my computer for four hours then putting on my Darn Toughs to go to Whole Foods

I think I have collected 300 complimentary years of Experian IdentityWorks from various companies’ security breaches

Absolutely mortified that I accidentally nudged someone on Duolingo. Nightmare feature

Will Cullen Hart has died. We’ve lost both of the primary creative forces of the excellent Olivia Trevor Control. I got to see them once and they had major sound issues throughout their set but they played the full Green Typewriters suite and it was perfect

A baseball cap that says “It’s been a very pleasant stay” on its brim

The side of the hat says “Which was more interesting, Boston or New York? Why didn’t you inform me of this?”

Bought a good hat in Osaka

I’m at an eight-story Tower Records in Shibuya and they’re blasting MJ Lenderman and it feels like an alternate reality

Everyone in Tokyo has incredible coats. I’m wearing my boring black hoodie and I feel like an absolute rube

Disappointing news: my banner image is no longer the photo that Shake Shack uses to try to sell their grilled cheese sandwich

Cold open: Maya Rudolph sits down at a recording booth and somberly produces Thriller