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Scott Thiede

@swthiede.bsky.social

comedian/writer in LA • sketch and musical improv at UCB • three gays in a trench coat • tiktok: @swthiede

60 Followers  |  31 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023  |  1.303

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Bed bath and body works? I sure hope so - I need all three of those things!

11.04.2025 19:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A single alpine tree on my bicep really might get my career going and the fascists rethinking their beliefs

27.01.2025 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m thinking the same thing

27.01.2025 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

made pancakes without mix today for the first time. they are better. they are cheaper. they distracted me from existential dread for 14 minutes. 10/10 would recommend

26.01.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At first I was like NADIA NO! Then I was like NADIA YES!

26.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if it’s raining outside, it’s my duty to act like a bed ridden Victorian boy

26.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

been at my first Padres game for 20 minutes and morphed into their biggest fan with hundreds of dollars of merch THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT TELL YOU ABOUT ADHD

02.09.2023 03:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

drinking lemonade dreaming of other ways to antagonize my acid reflux

01.09.2023 06:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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