Natali Simmonds

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I read some awesome books in September, including ones by @ericaroseeberhart.bsky.social, @writingwithreed.bsky.social, & @natalisimmonds.bsky.social. I also beta read manuscripts by @mariahstillbrook.bsky.social & @kristinawkelly.bsky.social that were so fun; I can't wait for them to get published!

Plus...if you attend my writing class, on the last day you'll get to meet my agent Amanda Preston (LBA) as we discuss editing, pitching, and getting published ❤️

✍️GOOD NEWS FOR LONDON WRITERS✍️
I'm teaching a 4-week creative writing course (Tues 6-27 Jan) at Muswell Hill Books & Parlour for just £215 per person. Book here: wrtingwithnatalisimmonds.eventbrite.es

Just 12 spaces available!

THE EX I BURIED is out TODAY and it was so much fun to write 💀

Imagine attending your ex-boyfriend's funeral, who you've not seen in 10 yrs, and being accused of his death.

Gossip, lies, old scars and new secrets, this claustrophobic Christmas thriller is my twistiest yet!

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I had ID cards when living in Spain and the Netherlands and they are brilliant!! They make banking, immigration, parcels delivery, hospital appointments, council issues...everything...easier. Bloody Tesco clubcard has more data on you than you can imagine yet you don't want the government to?

Having had an ID card while living in Spain and The Netherlands I can't tell you how much EASIER it makes everything. It links your ID with medical records, immigration, council, even parcel delivery and banking. So much simpler!

Hot desking around the West End between a showing of The Long Walk and a Raindance Film School class tonight (not teaching but attending this time)!

Freshly signed copies of GOOD GIRLS DIE LAST now available at Piccadilly Waterstones ✨

THE EX I BURIED is out in just two weeks so here is a collection of my favourite 5 star Netgalley reviews from the last week or two...

Pre-order link:
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THE EX I BURIED IS OUT IN TWO WEEKS TODAY!!!

So excited to get this claustrophobic, Christmassy, bitchy, gossipy, twisty thriller out into the world 💀

Just £1.99 on Kindle, free on Kindle Unlimited, and also available in paperback and audio).

Preorder: geni.us/B0FJFJPQ96au...

One of my author dreams is to reach 1,000 reviews on Amazon, and I think I can do it with MY DAUGHTER'S REVENGE. If you have read it, PLEASE give it some stars (if you haven't read it, it's just £1.99 or free on Kindle Unlimited). When I reach 1,000 I'm doing a massive giveaway 😍
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THE EX I BURIED, my fourth thriller, is out 29 Sept. This time two years ago I had only one thriller out and now look! Bonkers 🔪🩸

Pre-order today for just £1.99 and tell your mates: geni.us/B0FJFJPQ96au...

Yesterday was a good day. Lunch with the brilliant fantasy author (and friend) Alexandra Christo, then cake and tea while I wrote the last chapter of my 5th thriller (out next year)!!

I've been talking to a variety of schools and associations this new term about the lectures and workshops I offer (if you're an educator in and around London, do hit me up). Looking at these photos is making me smile. I know many authors hate the limelight but I bloody love an audience!!

#bookbloggers don't forget to get your copy of THE EX I BURIED on Netgalley a month before it's out 29 Sept! A claustrophobic, small English town thriller set over Christmas, for fans of Big Little Lies and other fun, gossipy, bitchy domestic suspense novels!
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a cat is sitting on a couch using a laptop . ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch using a laptop .

Today I'm:
- Shouting about my next book, THE EX I BURIED
- Finishing the book that's out in March
- There are three other (non-contracted) books I'm writing
- Plus completing pitches for my editor to consider so I can get a 2026/2027 contract

This is what being a full-time writer looks like!

THE EX I BURIED is out 29 Sept and these early reviews are making me grin!!

You can preorder at: geni.us/B0FJFJPQ96au...

Loving the early Netgalley reviews of THE EX I BURIED (out 29 Sept)

Motherhood

I got to level 2 (I also used to do people's astrological birth charts and studied stuff like NLP, colour therapy, and past life regressions). Then I had my kids and lost my magic. Mitgerhood sure grounds you lol. But I'm finding it again slowly...

Today I'm in Female First sharing 7 surprising things you may not know about me...
www.femalefirst.co.uk/books/7-surp...

First 2 Netgalley reviews for THE EX I BURIED are ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️...yayyyy!!!

THE EX I BURIED went on Netgalley yesterday and already people have it on their Kindles. This blogger is the first person outside of my publishers to read it and I'm a bit nervous 😬😂

Want to read THE EX I BURIED 6 weeks before it comes out? Then you're in luck because it's now available on Netgalley. I can't wait to hear what you all think of this very twisty, bitchy, messed up, gossipy, small town thriller set over Christmas ♥️♥️♥️

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Morning Kittens

I got to meet Terence Stamp twice through work. He was the most charming and suave man I've ever met.

Quite

I bet he was happy!1 I work for myself and probably do about 4 hours of real work a day (but then the rest is running a house and admin and self promo...which he didn't have to worry about)

Yeah, because he didn't have to manage 6 different social media accounts and make stupid content in Canva with info graphics about fruit flies and videos entitled 'Follow me as I explore the Galapagos islands.' No, he was left alone to actually write stuff!