Vampire Robots

A ½ review of War of the Worlds (2025) The President in the movie declares it a “War of the worlds”…Ice Cube then watches what seems like a year of war footage happening in five mins…while his pregnant daughter is taken to an ER by a self ...

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Why do they all look vaguely like Bruce Willis playing a character in a Wes Anderson joint?

Both of these Hiya Toys figures finally passed through customs and are headed to the Diamond warehouse. They’ve been hit by the Trump Tariffs too, so there’s likely price increases coming.

(No word on Godzilla Evolved or Godzilla’91)

I was kinda gobsmacked by him basically making fun of every movie role he’a had to date…since is a go-to Heavy.

I was kinda gobsmacked by him basically making fun of every movie role he’a had to date…since is a go-to Heavy.

Tim Tebow finally lost his Virginity…?

A ★★★★ review of SLY LIVES! (aka The Burden of Black Genius) (2025) Thoughtful, inquisitive and inclusive for those like myself who may only know Sly mostly from his radio hits. Does not shy away from the fact that drug addiction did in Sly’s career, but uses its cent...

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Anyone who claims the trump Tariffs are good is a monumentally stupid person…just degeneratively imbecilic. They’re not someone you can trust to watch a pet, hold your keys, handle anything flammable, etc etc…

Enshrined Monsters Gamera'99 Figure "B" by Banpresto — Vampire Robots From Banpresto ! Unleash the fury of Gamera with the Revenge of Iris Enshrined Monsters Gamera 1999 Figures A & B! Standing at 4 3/4" tall, this PVC figure depicts Gamera in all his legend...

This one is almost gone…
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A ★★★★ review of Barefoot Gen (1983) Still packs the same emotional wallop as when I first haphazardly encountered it on VHS via a Columbia House Anime Tape-of-the-month-club made up of Streamline pictures’ import catalog… Keiji Nakazawa...

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A ★★★★ review of The Naked Gun (2025) Liam Neeson practically screaming to the Heavens that he has become as bored with the “Lim Neeson Revenge” subgenre he’s coasted on since TAKEN as rest of us have. Pam Anderson does a Jazz Scat musica...

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Kong Skull Island Kong Vs. Octopus DeFormReal 6" Vinyl Statue by Star Ace — Vampire Robots From Star Ace Toys! The giant ape Kong is guardian of Skull Island and protects the inhabitants from other giant monsters. In this Defo Real diorama the mighty Kong wrestles with a huge octopu...

Still have acouple fo these hanging out…
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Creature Feature Weekend Scranton 2025 — Vampire Robots Creature Feature Weekend is coming to Scranton, PA for our inaugural show in a new location. We are still working on our activities based on the locations capabilities but we will definitely bring you...

👹NEW EVENT! 🧟‍♂️
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Creature Feature Weekend Scranton! A brand new show at the Hilton Hotel & conference center, November 7th - 9th.
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This is the kinda 💩 I wanna see on my feed

Looking forward to the eventual book you publish about this when I pushing 60…

Robert Gorin had $141,109 in billable hours in June and more Diamond Bankruptcy updates Catching up on some Diamond Bankruptcy news and investigating the question at the heart of the greatest mystery

Maaaaaaaan….just gimme my motherfuckin’ Godzilla Dolls! 🙄😂
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Godzilla vs Kong Godzilla'21 Exquisite Basic Figure by Hiya Toys — Vampire Robots From Hiya Toys! Prepare for the ultimate showdown as Godzilla from Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) joins the Hiya Exquisite Basic Series! Standing at 7" tall, this articulated non-scale figure of the mig...

This guy is back on the site!
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I just saw a Reel on IG about how collectable Pharma rep pens are now…and I dunno man…that might be the most Dystopian thing I have seen all week.

Turbo normal behavior

Monster Mania 64 — Vampire Robots "MONSTER-MANIA CON provides horror film fans the best opportunity to meet the biggest names in all of horror history. MONSTER-MANIA CON offers fans the chance to get autographs, participate in Q&A...

👹TWO WEEKS TIL MONSTER MANIA!👹
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We are only 14 scant days away from monstermania con 64! We wrap up our summer convention series in Cherry Hill NJ, August 15th - 17th.
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Dark Knight Returns Superman MAFEX Figure by Medicom — Vampire Robots From Medicom Toy Based on The Dark Knight Returns story line, this highly detailed MAFEX Superman stands 6.3" tall. Superman features an optional injured face, the Kryptonite arrow that does...

The DKR Superman MAFEX is starting to get picked off now…
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But would you have busted a cap in HEROES’ dome?

ONE (1) remains of the Musha Test Type 1 by 1000toys.
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From the bitterskeptic on IG….

A ★★★★ review of The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) The “FF” movie I had always hoped to see. This take evades the impulse that hobbled previous attempts by skipping Doc Doom to take on an even grander antagonist. It also accomplishes the origin story ...

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⚠️PRE-ORDER ALERT⚠️
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Pheydon & Phanost from four horsemen studios’ first wave of Infinite Legions figures! Due next year! Late to the party on these, but wanted to make sure my order was in first.
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Infinite Legions Phanost Figure by Four Horsemen Studios — Vampire Robots From Four Horsemen studios! ETA: 3/2026 Phanost is a bad ass, anti-hero character in the Glyos Universe from Onell Design. Our Infinite Legions Phanost includes 3 heads - including Phanos...

Pre-Order alert for this guy as well!
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Infinite Legions Pheydon Figure by Four Horsemen Studios — Vampire Robots From Four Horsemen Studios! ETA: 3/2026 Pheyden is the flagship character in the Glyos Universe from Onell Design. Our Infinite Legions Pheyden includes 4 heads - including the standard Phey...

Pre-Order Alert!
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Ari Aster cited this movie and its score, as an influence on EDDINGTON…