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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

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Very disingenuous of the @nytimes.com to turn off comments on a story about Zuckerberg simply because all of them discuss what a dickhead he is...maybe get a clue? #FuckZuck #FuckNYTimes

President Dementia Looks On As Man Faints In Oval Office RFK Jr. flees scene.

I added the ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ music to the clip and it came out hilarious 😂

Mockler: But I do want to say it's not impressive that the stock market is at all time highs. It's more impressive that Donald Trump was able to tank the stock market multiple times via his tariffs. The growth over the past nine months is slower than Biden's last nine months in office.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

She needs a drug test before her next paycheck

And they're living it up with dancing girls at Mar-a-Lago and drinking bubbly at the new Café de Rose Garden and hitting companies up for Trump's opulent ballroom and squeezing a 747 from Qatar and selling watches and crypto and sneakers and otherwise making a mint.

It shouldn't be hard at all.

AND Dick Cheney died.

Big shout out to Utah Republicans, who greedily passed a fully gerrymandered map that includes an R+2 and an R+6 district, as they watched Democrats easily overcome those margins all across the country tonight.

zohran yelling at tom homan earlier this year

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

lol… Dems did more than win “key races” … the GOP got a beat down tonight and it looks like a preview for 2026 … haha fuckers

The GOP in KS better tread lightly. There's a whole ballot initiative next August to change the Kansas Constitution and how KS Supreme Court Judges are seated...combine this bullshit redistricting, voting Marshall out, stupid GOP games...maybe the super majority will finally come to an end.

"they spent a year and a half together nerding out" .... lol, it's one big gay, homoerotic circle-jerk for these closeted, repressed dudes.

After a judge ordered Donald Trump to make SNAP payments, the wannabe king declared he will defy a court order and won't help people afford groceries.

Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

lol… @nbcnews.com is advertising: “Let’s meet at the facts. Let’s move forward from there.” Like, traditional media will never be trusted again, because they FAILED and sold out to the oligarchy and fascists. #thefuckouttahere

^^^^^ reasons why I have white guilt. WTF are these racist mfr's that approval has only fallen 17 pts? Disgusting.

I hope these fuckers rot in jail.

This woman has serious mental issues. Does she have anyone in her life willing to help her get the help she so clearly needs? Seriously.

@neguse.house.gov gives a lesson on how to reframe a journalist’s stupid question about #SNAP! 💪🏼

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

Fetterman pulled a Simena…fuck that guy.

Donald Trump is trying to normalize authoritarianism. We cannot let that happen. We cannot take the bait that normalizes things that are fundamentally wrong.

I stopped watching @cbsnews.com back in January…. The whole thing is nothing but a mouthpiece for this fascist regime and Weis can eat a bag of dicks - she’s a joke.

If nonviolent resistance doesn't work, why are they trying so hard to make it illegal?

Cory Doctorow @doctorow Replying to @jonrog1 A pathology of conservativism is that 'things used to be simple.' No, you used to be a kid. Your parents shielded you from life's complexity. Things are complex because you're an adult now. Conservativism is the desire to be a child. 8:01 PM • 2021-08-19 • Twitter for Android

I think Cory Doctorow really put it best

Conservatives think everything in the past was different from what is really was because they are remembering it from the viewpoint of childhood naïveté