@jstagirl.bsky.social
RIP to the pope i guess but i wouldn't die from meeting JD vance. i would feel fine
22.04.2025 01:08 β π 411 π 15 π¬ 28 π 0found out shorty fw me and my dick got big enough to twist into a poodle
30.01.2025 19:32 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
My gf went to Austin and is now obsessed with Texas barbecue. She got this shirt and wonβt let me wear it
18.01.2025 23:48 β π 1261 π 25 π¬ 30 π 1make a wish
16.01.2025 23:12 β π 803 π 82 π¬ 27 π 0Must be so crazy to be a spider in the Pentagon
#relatable
maybe if i stare at my screen long enough it will show me something true
07.01.2025 19:49 β π 2215 π 180 π¬ 39 π 7marvel rivals making a male character: give him the most creative kit ever seen in the shooter genre
marvel rivals making a female character: i don't know, have her shoot energy shots out of her hands. and make her ass big.
everything is Dead Internet now
08.01.2025 15:03 β π 11357 π 1074 π¬ 291 π 112i just saw hawk tuah girl get on a plane going to DC sheβs going to do an insurrection
06.01.2025 15:47 β π 2233 π 66 π¬ 47 π 5the secret to quitting nicotine isn't to wean yourself off or go cold turkey. it's to take a bunch of nicotine at once to make yourself super nic sick to the point where you feel like you're gonna die. like and subscribe for more life advice
06.01.2025 08:42 β π 692 π 13 π¬ 30 π 4i love appliances
06.01.2025 06:42 β π 1359 π 37 π¬ 66 π 13
me: ugh, theres nothing good on netflix me: lol first world problems, right? alien iβm chilling with: wait.. your people have discovered other worlds?? :0 me: no dipshit we're just racist, keep up
i still alive :)
06.01.2025 04:15 β π 686 π 65 π¬ 9 π 1*watching a movie where everyone succumbs to a corrupting force*
it wouldnβt corrupt me
06.01.2025 02:08 β π 1048 π 126 π¬ 12 π 10
being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
05.01.2025 06:34 β π 9498 π 2035 π¬ 130 π 50
