If irony wasn’t already dead it would be now.

So it’s the March capitulation all over again. Ugh

Happy meow meow.

When Ozzy died there was a ton of AI slop of fake musician stories and shit that hit for like a month straight on Facebook

I threw my back out one night pushing a couch cushion back in. I was officially old in that moment.

Man that guy is a real treat. “Also rent controlled apartments are bad!”

…Curse you, Banzai!

he’s just waiting for the moment 🙄

Heck yeah!!

Likewise. I’m like shit i wish mine was that high.

Shout out to the moms and grandmas and lovely hand crafted dolls and stuff for kiddos.

…wait, again?!

“And we will help make the case for them!”

I’m sure new yorkers like being told what to do.

I still don’t want to buy your fucking book, Jake.

Yikes. Good old Voodoo Economics.

…The Laffer curve guy?!

Yeah fuck people’s rights if they aren’t the perfect test case holy shit she said this with a straight face.

Now I’m craving a jelly filled myself lol

Guys I’ve got real work to do omg guys this is insane 😂

Jake out there discussing the real issues that matter. Definitely no real shit happening in the country every day. 🫠

I declare… legality!

I subbed to D+ just for Andor honestly.

“Okay, go away now.” lol

we can see the faces!! I’m in!!

Man the big outlets like to circle jerk themselves while pulling up the ladder and cutting out the indies putting in the damn work. Lazy fuckers!

Inverse sesame street

Here I thought they’d sack Hegseth first.

So raise taxes on the rich by 10% and they won’t even notice got it.

Whoo! Team 3000 checking in!