Juliana Gray

A photo of a display of chilled wine labeled “MEATLESS”

“But isn’t it hard to be vegan? What do you eat?”

Nick Saban could do the funniest thing right now.

Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.

Do you think he washed his meth first with his little hands? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

He is risen. 🙏

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope Let’s make one thing very clear: So far, there is almost no proof that JD Vance is directly responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know ...

"There is almost no proof that Vance is responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know is that the vice president met with the pope, and a few hours later, the pope was dead. To draw a line between those two facts would almost definitely be a little bit premature."

This poem will tear your heart out.

It’s a terrific poem.

Really feeling this poem by @peninsulapoet.bsky.social posted on @versedaily.bsky.social today.

NYTimes games are really fucking with us today.

There will be a guy with BAGPIPES

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

George Costanza on couch covered in chips

Me, judging everyone’s red carpet looks tonight

Four pangrams? In this economy?

Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem

JK Rowling naming an Italian

Someone please bring McConaughey inside before he drowns like a chicken.

Last week at my hair salon, the woman in the next chair was reading and chuckling. I asked what she was reading and she showed me the cover of Villa Incognito.

Me: how do I do my taxes

Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

An artificial ficus with, for some reason, sunflowers

No smoking sign partially concealed by fake plant

Pipes and broken ceiling tiles partially concealed by fake plant

Our custodian’s attempt to make the building seem more cheerful just make it even sadder.

I’m grateful to Sheila-Na-Gig Online for including three of my poems in their winter issue. One is below; the others you can find at sheilanagigblog.com/poetry-archi...

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*searches Chewy for churu fountain*

“It is late for that, Puck.” 😍

Is there a particular “Lord Byron assaulting a servant” branch in Ancestry.com?

i really think it's time for another billionaire submarine adventure

“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

in honor of the winter solstice, i, too, will be cold, distant, and filled with darkness.