Sam

I was so hyped for this, I loved it and still do. Honourable mentions for the memories are; Mario 64, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Mario Kart 64, Diddy Kong Racing, Zelda OOT, The New Tetris, Waverace, Top Gear Rally, Shadows of the Empire, Starfox, Body Harvest

a cartoon drawing of a raccoon with big eyes standing in front of a door Alt: Rigby the raccoon stares forward and slaps around his body to make music in the hambone style

Two words: ham-boning

The Truth About Specifically One Cat and One Dog

Alfred: Welcome back master wayne, I don't suppose you remembered to pick up rolling papers when you were crusading tonight?

If your only goal on the harder modes is just to get to the end you don't have as much pressure on you so you can enjoy it more. The harder modes of the Arkham games don't have the colour coded attack prompts from your attackers, you just have to learn to read their body language, but it's doable

I like how Patrick Magoohan loved being a villain on it so much he did it like 3 times, I think Shatner might've done a couple

Are they missable achievements, or are they autocompleted when you finish the game on those difficulty settings?

a man in a denim jacket with a bandana around his neck says my parachute now Alt: Johnny Cash guest starring in Columbo is apprehended by the Detective at a wooded area at night under the light from his car. For some reason, the animated gif say "my parachute now" at the top.

We know Cash shot a man in Reno, it would be fair to assume he had eaten at some point before then, and also that he was later incarcerated somewhere other than the scene of the crime. Everytime I see that book I will think of Mr Cash now

YouTube video by CLASSIC COMEDY VAULT Shooting Stars, Series 8, Episode 5, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, HD

If only he'd been the shooting star, now I have the theme to shooting stars in my head
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I'd like to think it was an honest lapse in judgement rather than an effort to derail your childhood mind.
I don't remember much about it, but when I was very young I was permitted to watch The Incredible Melting Man, a sci fi tale about a cannibal astronaut. Not sure if it had a lasting impact

a man with a mustache wearing a vest and tie is standing in front of a shelf with bottles . ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a vest and tie is standing in front of a shelf with bottles .

Or even classier, he could be like René in Allo Allo and come back as his long lost brother, who has exactly the same first name. If I was facing that conundrum, I'd take the opportunity to have a totes new name, like William H Largenuts, or Ted "the head" Stead, or Sad Badger.

Traumatised me as a child, we got it out of the video shop more than once. I remembered it decades later, looked it up on youtube, and yeah, like Pinocchio, it's still horrific

A man holds onto his butthole and says "Please someone help me! Please help my butthole!"

QTP with your favourite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)

Herb was a Simpson after all, he was due a blunder. I didn't get why he insisted on the outcome being a surprise, I suppose it's funnier to see an overly confident rich person blow it all foolishly, but they were kind enough to give him the redemption arc

a man standing in a field with the words it 's a peaceful life written below him ALT: a man standing in a field with the words it 's a peaceful life written below him

People say to me "have you seen that advert where-" and I say "no".

If you have a bluetooth speaker, connect it to your phone and throw it out the window. Set it to play a soundbite, or speak out of it with your phone if you know how, and repeat FILTH WIZARD, I CALL YOU.
As a filth wizard, he should be compelled to leave the building.

If being spherical is your thing, consider marble madness, sonic, homer in the simpsons game (when he turns into a big ball), and now destiny 2 has "wee ball mode" (just don't be inside a pipe when you re-embiggen). Zelda botw has some good sphere puzzles, but you aren't actually the ball yourself.

Ma Parker has a green dress, a blue hat, a pink flower, and a black machine gun.

Ma Parker is due to have a comeback

Title card from TV show Police Squad! that shows the exterior of a police station and reads: The writer's barely-disguised fetish

Imagine being asked to tone your fetish down by 50-75%, how do you even measure that? I'm glad they said nuts to that nerd with the justification that people are by nature pervy and will find their niche whatever you do

That game was so tense and punishing towards the wizpig finale, I was just a kid why did it force me to get good, I just wanted to be a racing monkey with a hovercraft and surface to air missiles

a hand is reaching out towards another hand in a pile of leaves with the name tanner on the bottom Alt: Woody and Buzz in Toy Story 3 hold hands and grimly accept that they're both about to die in a huge fire.

By Woody film I assume you mean Toy Story 3 rather than Midnight in Paris

Lady Whiteadder has a crucifix themed outfit and assesses Lord Blackadder for his eligibility for an inheritance.

Silence is golden!

Two cartoon hands part some grass to reveal a gravestone that reads "here lies Princess Beautiful she was so beautiful but died of baldness"

That's great news, I hope that there are some bald themed quests afoot

Bart Simpson's leg in a cast, the word Milpool is written on it in pen.

Mill pool you say

Baldur's Gate 3 poster that just says "Bald" and shows a bunch of bald-headed adventurers.

Classic.

You could bother your kids when they have friends over and talk to them about Pong, and when they say "no one cares about your old games, old man!" and then you can say "No, I'm coming here to tell you that your room smells"
If they protest, just let one rip on your way out and shut the door on them