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@sumguy.bsky.social

There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't. Accountant, rocket scientist, former corporate spy. Excel guru and steel bike aficionado.

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Like it's a step back into something I've already done, but I'm not sure WTF my current job is and what I do afterwards.

08.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're going to see a repeat of my favourite financial result - the negative revenue.

This whole ouroboros of inter-related revenues and costs and investments is this generations Enron/WorldCom.

07.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been offered a new job, gotta think about if I want it over the weekend.

07.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Google shopping view of sheer nylon socks

Google shopping view of sheer nylon socks

The fact that these are fashionable would have scandalized my mother

06.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got my COVID shot! Combined with last month's flu shot I'm set for the winter.

(Immediately catches a nasty cold)

06.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited that my 96 line upload into the jankiest project costing manager known actually worked.

We're going to be $500k under spent this fiscal but that's much better than the $1.2m where it was this morning.

03.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's forgetting the diabetes slippers

03.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They only ever gave money to their own community's kids. It's a bigger scam than the American Red Cross

03.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last five minutes of candy

Come by and we're giving out handfuls

01.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had five families walk past my place to go down the fancy street

31.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4:50 is way too early for trick or treating

31.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

31.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13261    πŸ” 2162    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 112

My sister in HR was dressed as the grim reaper when they got called into a meeting to discuss upcoming layoffs she'd have to facilitate as HR rep.

31.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're gonna try as live a live show as we're capable of doing, by gum.

27.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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This sucks. RIP PARS
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27.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife's MCL is pretty much healed. That combined with almost no wait at the hospital has been great.

27.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This gayis boring apparently

27.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made a breakfast loaf

26.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meatloaf for a change of pace

25.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dad's are up

And at Costco

25.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's gotta be a mistake

25.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going on AI training tomorrow.

24.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best practice is driving a Dodge Durango.

23.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Length was something I was thinking about. If you're sitting down you don't want to have an upskirt moment.

Maybe wear knee high boots to trick the eye into minimizing the leg and making the dress seem longer.

23.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the cream dress better

The green is nice but the ribbing really accentuates the bust line and could be distracting in a family photo.

Also, I think it could be prone to creating a moire pattern in the photo which would be bad. This might be completely off with the technology these days.

23.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The windows in the one office were wild.

Nude yoga across from the accounting department, community housing arrests and evictions, and opposite the credit ops group activities so extreme they were deemed harrassment so facilities had to glue translucent material to protect our employees from it

23.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was he or the wife at least drunk?

21.10.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg

I'm stunned

21.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not as mad as my friend who travelled to LV for the conference and training and got nothing out of it. The vacation wasn't worth the grief from work.

20.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Links of links

When Disney+ launched, the Tableau Software convention in LV was knocked out of service because AWS was overwhelmed.

20.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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