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Used to want a tattoo that was a stamp -sugarcane-rum-molasses

Triple header movie watch suggestion: Boogie Nights, Singing in the Rain, and Babylon. I count the first two on my all time favorite list so Babylon was really enjoyable on many levels

I think Melania misunderstood what it means when they said biopics and playing prostitutes are the best ways for a woman to get an Oscar

And Lake Mead went down an inch

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

I’m now ordained in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R’Amen

Favorite genre of reels rn is goalies or catchers warming up before a game with Ginuwine’s Pony playing over

Corner of a tampon box showing the box has 87 tampons- 47 regular and 40 super.

Even Costco knows 100 tampons is ridiculous

I call it the verbose philosophy a toddler

Would saying “quiet, piggy” to law enforcement be disrespectful or is that statement fine in polite conversation now? Need to know, it’s a matter of life and death.

Law enforcement shooting an unarmed person without due process is always a crime.

Sean Penn is no better than Nic Cage

My cat is obsessed with my weed pens probably because of the smell but she has now hid both of them and this weekend looks long

Breakfast place called Squeeze-N-Crack

So, a buyable-child-raping–war-crime-committing-traitor should be more than Americans can handle, but it should be more than our allies can tolerate too.

I like big butts and I cannot lie, I can recite 300 digits of pi

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A sleeping grey and orange tabby wrapped in a red blanket printed with snowflakes with one arm outside the blanket.

Moxie needs one paw outside of the blanket

STOP CALLING IT AN IMMIGRATION CRACKDOWN! TAKING CITIZENSHIP FROM EXTREMELY VETTED NATURALIZED CITIZENS IS NOT A CRACKDOWN! IT'S BETRAYAL.

I too bring a portable speaker to play John Phillips Sousa music with my fireworks 🎆

Went to NHL All-Star a few years ago and I was literally star-struck by Gritty and couldn’t bring myself to walk over to the mascot and ask for a photo as an adult. But the F the Flyers tonight in particular. #GoKnightGo

My cat is back from the vet and she is meticulously washing herself now. She’s at 15 minutes now and moved to her beans

You mean Cloud City? My curly hair hates Pacifica

Husband is watching Mad Men for the first time and so I get to slam it for the first time with his watch. It will be nice to see it from the beginning and love on the art direction

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We love the cars so much it’s one of the reasons we haven’t replaced them, can’t replace them with Saturns

I almost forgot because some much worse comes first

My husband and I both drive Saturns that have been paid off for over a decade and have over 100,000mi. His is an Ion

Paris Gellar would have slept with him instead, unfortunately