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Hope you’re happy with yourself, Speaker Johnson. Get the hell back to work!

It must be nice to be so undeservedly confident to think that whatever ridiculous thing you say in public will be believed.

Photo of a quote from the New York Times in which White House Communications Director Steven Cheung calls critics of the destruction of the East Wing “losers.”

I’m not a loser. YOU’RE THE LOSER….oh, wait: given the unforgiving tone of that tweet, I forgot I wasn’t still in middle school. (Quote from NY Times)

#NoKings

Every time I hear "safe at second base" I hear Meat Loaf start to sing
#genX

BRB just diving into the rabbit hole that is @andreagibson.bsky.social ‘s writing #betterlatethannever

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Our tax dollars, hard at work!

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

God damn this motherfucking idiot and every person who ushered him into office by voting directly for him or for a third party candidate. At least he didn't bomb Canada? Idk

When presenting a webinar emphasizing authenticity and encouraging participants to chat, it’s nice when the webinar is NOT PRE-RECORDED #inauthentic

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings

Dare I hope that the little area of the world in which I was raised showed up for #nokings ? YES THEY EFFIN DID!

Honk infinity!

Sign: No King No Pope. Just a Lowdown Lying DOPE

One of my favorite signs of the day.

Live Updates: Minnesota Lawmaker Is Assassinated in Act of ‘Targeted Political Violence’

What the hell is going on in our country? Live Updates: Minnesota Lawmaker Is Assassinated in Act of ‘Targeted Political Violence’ www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

I didn’t know I needed it, but I did!

I'm obviously not saying that we should blindly trust experts in every single scenario. But given that any member of the public can only know so much, "what is the academic consensus on this?" is a far better way to reach sensible conclusions than "what are uncredentialed 'mavericks' saying online?"

Dear press: Why do questions of mental acuity activate only with the prior but not the current administration? Asking for a nation.

Deborah Rutter Releases Statement in Response to Trump Kennedy Center Allegations Ousted Kennedy Center President Deborah Rutter released statement in response to allegations by members of the Trump administration regarding the financial health and past stewardship of the John F. K...

Tell me that you don't know how to run an arts organization without telling me that you don't know how to run an arts organization.

Missing the story Trump is trying to jail opposition party members; the media are talking about Biden

"I’d argue that the McIver story is one of the most, if not the most, important story of the day. It’s about whether we still live in a democracy."

My version of hell will be either a gender reveal party or a photo call that never ends. #whocaresaslongasitshealthy #actorlife

Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name.

And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.

See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

Watching Benson Boone on #SNL and realizing I looked like him 40 years ago. Minus the 'stache of course...

Portrait-oriented photo featuring a wooden post with a rusted hanger hook jutting out of it, and standing atop the post, triumphant and at least slightly indignant, is a plump little bluebird. The bluebird is a male, and we see the electric blue of his head, but the predominant part facing us is the coppery-orange and pale white front. He is standing amidst little pink-and-red tree blossoms, but I like to imagine these are instead the extracted organs of his enemies. So let's just pretend this bluebird stands vengefully astride a scattering of viscera -- gobbets of gore taken as a prize from his unnatural and invasive foes. I'm sorry I've really made this a gross photo. It's actually quite nice. Kind of a dreamy vibe to it, what with the wall of yellow forsythia blurring in the background, and here I am adding drippy bits and internal organs. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. Probably. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye

(photo by me)

Live Updates: Trump Hosts El Salvador's President Amid Deportation Battle (Gift Article)

What the ever-lovin' F***?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? U.S. and El Salvador Say They Won’t Return Man Who Was Mistakenly Deported

Inside Trump’s Pressure Campaign on Universities The opaque process, part of a strategy by conservatives to realign the liberal tilt of elite universities, has upended higher education.

"In the view of some of Mr. Trump’s closest advisers and key donors, leftists have seized control of America’s most powerful institutions, including pillars of higher education, and wresting back power is key to the future of Western civilization."

We. Are. In. Hell.

He's a cutie! Do you talk about him? 🤣

I couldn't resist.