mitch ryan

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Nothing illustrates this more than the Epstein thing.
Every app you go on, everybody is hungry for the juicy details of the president’s billionaire pedophile ring. If the main thing driving media was getting clicks/views, they would be all over it. It’s not the top story on most of their sites!

I’ve got an idea for all the streaming services - if the episode is played by Autoplay from the last episode, don’t show me the recap of last episode

You know I just watched it

Pretty crazy 11 movie January. Couldn’t even fit Jackie Brown in the screenshot

I grew up with Alex Pretti The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Greg Bovino getting his Minneapolis performance review.

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.

Nice of Trump to give our history students a nice juicy example of The Imperial Boomerang in 1 week

Woodruff
Miz
Priester
Patrick
Zack Littel

Cc @rdtopp.bsky.social

quite the sequence:

two players motion at the same time (because one illegal shift isn't enough for the Jags), ball gets snapped, Trevor Lawrence dirts it thinking the play was getting blown dead and gets (wrongly?) flagged for intentional grounding.

Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.

Incredible pic

me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️

also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈

every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

The New York financier?

@mmcnulty0.bsky.social

You see this?

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

Cheney death hasn’t been as fun as I thought initially.
I think this does a good job summarizing why

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Yamamoto??

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

The Breen Legler RJ booth 👍👍👍

Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question

a large rock is rolling down the side of a rocky hill Alt: a large rock is rolling down the side of a rocky hill

#Brewers

Fuck you Marty

Shut up Marty