Evan "Tex" Western

The people at the Columbus Curling Club trying to give me crap about 59-0 tonight aren't prepared for the shit I'm gonna talk about Wisconsin Women's Hockey sweeping OSU today

Oh no, I didn't even bother. I hope they come down so people can actually come. I might just go party with the Scots

BUT! All of their group stage games are on the East Coast, and the first two are in the Northeast. So that's good!

NOOOOOOOO anything but Group C for Scotland

Those World Cup draw balls must be inflated a little bit too much. Tom Brady's really having trouble handling them

Just give me the draw and schedule already so I can figure out if there's a way to go meet up with several thousand Scots at some point

He really set you up for that one

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

A headline from The Onion stating 'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

It's either that one or this one

Oh my god

I'd say they should do a Star Trek cop drama featuring a straight-edge, hard-nosed vet and a loose cannon partner...but that's kind of just Odo and Garak

sexy teen soap set at starfleet academy? why not! they should make every type of show star trek. moody scandinavian police procedural star trek. half-hour family sitcom starring worf. vulcan columbo

Which Packers players represent the core D&D character classes? We’re here to answer the hard-hitting questions, like “which Packers DB is the team’s bard?”

We're reminiscing about this @acmepackingco.bsky.social post from a few years ago assigning D&D classes to Packers players. Might have to revisit with @jonmeerdink.bsky.social and @tylerdbrooke.bsky.social again in the offseason

My wife really wanted to watch The Holiday this week and apparently it's not available on any streaming service. But oh look, there's the DVD on the shelf!

Yep! I guess she's technically a calico because she has a little bit of white but definitely primarily the tortie pattern

Good on the @dispatch.com to talk to members of Columbus' large Somali community about the vile things coming out of Trump's mouth over the past couple of days. www.dispatch.com/story/news/p...

If you insist

How about make a tradeable asset out of suck my balls?

How did that not go in for Schade?!

Welp

It's a good night to see Brentford take down the top team in the table on the road.

(Leave me alone, I'm manifesting)

Oh yeah, that's definitely doable. What site did you use? I'm still trying to get to one of the CLE shows.

Nice! Were you actually able to find anything priced remotely reasonably?

For radiation safety professionals:

"Why aren't you glowing green?"

The Repack: Packers cage Lions on turkey day

The weekend isn't quite through just yet, so here is a Repack for your ear holes! @texwestern.bsky.social breaks down Thursday's big Packers win, plus the results from around the NFC in week 13

Yes, though the Willett isn't part of the tasting.

This is our 3rd year doing this. We get 8 bottles (we all know what they are) then each week we sample one and try to guess which it is.

It's whiskey tasting time

JACKSON ACKER YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Jeff Grimes, please call something other than a QB draw on 3rd and short

a black and yellow bee is laying on a concrete surface ALT: a black and yellow bee is laying on a concrete surface

Big finish today for my bees! #BREBUR