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BlastodermMan

@blastodermman.bsky.social

Just a guy, dog lover, Cleveland Sport Fanatic

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Just in case someone ever sends me a butthole pic, what is the appropriate response? Because "Niiiice" seems appropriate. Like, should I respond with a pic of my engorged cock and a line like, "Holy fuck, I wanna tongue punch your fart box", or should I don something else?

18.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Best post of the day. Well done. Even earned a share.

13.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Home - Starbucks Workers United Starbucks is one of the most profitable companies on the planet. As partners, we’re building a movement to have a real voice in determining and sharing that success.

starbucks is striking, here's where you can find their strike fund:

(if i have to explain do you what to do in the event of a strike, you had better be like 10 years old at most, and then the question is going to be "why the fuck are you on bluesky and following some dude who you don't know?")

13.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.

12.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2992    πŸ” 890    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 86

Wow...I'm sure Durbin would believe Thune if he said the check was in the mail, or he wouldn't cum in his mouth.

10.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be awesome. I'd love to get some work done with you. I'm in Cincy, and thus close to you, the weekend before Thanksgiving, the weeikend of 13-14 December, and 10-11 January. So, weather permitting, we can get together.

09.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the risk of being charged with theft by Taco Bell...Live Mas my friend.

(FYI...Love sliders. LOVE LOVE LOVE them. But, do yourself a favor...add at least 1 breakfast sandwich (available all open hours). Best fast food breakfast sandwiches around. And you can get double meat and/or eggs on it)

09.11.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a sailor hat is carrying a woman in his arms and kissing her . Alt: a man in a sailor hat is carrying a woman in his arms and kissing her .
02.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a good place to link video 1 of 4....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iCI...

31.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, we've been telling you for years that you are our hottest friend.

31.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My guess...breading and the oil...probably lots of gluten contamination in that oil, and pretty sure those friers are not cleaned between batches of items.

23.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That being said, Penne is probably in the top 5 for me.

22.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spirals. They are impossible to stab with a fork consistently, and rarely get properly/equally coated with whatever your preferes sauce is. I would put Large Shells 2nd...they are pointless..sure..stuff them, but that shit falls apart and is a pain to eat without making a huge fucking mess.

22.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Failures of β€œCentrism”
Robert Reich The Failures of β€œCentrism”

By moving to the β€œcenter,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich.

There is no more "center" anymore, despite what pundits say.

Watch.

22.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1411    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 43

No, not sure that sorta thing is "just a phase". I think there are just shitty people, regardless of age, who tattoo that shit on themselves.
(I also managed 3 20's tattoos...My eagle from AF Tech School, a tiger on my arm, and Jesus on a cross on my chest. Only the eagle has NOT been covered).

22.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cops gotta hate when they "accidentally kill" a well-known/famous POC as opposed to all the other POC's they randomly kill and it doesn't make TMZ

21.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could do that.

But, you know, a new tattoo would last a lot longer. :)

16.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't imagine why this is still availale after you've seen it....how did you not snatch that up?

15.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean...kinda fair...kinda foul....KC was in NO WAY a neutral site for that game. Just sayin'.

12.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is awesome. Congrats, my friend, What a find...

11.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have lost all of my old articles as well...the SCG stuff...the Pure stuff....hell, even the Mediary stuff is gone (their server crashed about 6 months in, and they lost everything and never rebuilt and just went away). I enjoyed writing, even if I was generally a "never was" in MTG.

07.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is wonderful....fuck, some would even call it GLORIOUS!!!!

02.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad moment.

01.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even know what to say here

30.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This picture of 6'6" Joe Flacco and his backup, 5'11" Dillon Gabriel gives off STRONG "Hey, Daddy, can we go get ice cream after the game...pleeessseee!!" vibes.

29.09.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is definitely some good that can come from it. Unfortunately, lots of teams drafting a QB high either 1) Don't have a schedule that lines up like that, where the toughest part is early, or 2) Don't have an actual professional level QB that can take the hits and teach the young kids.

29.09.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Basically, they are using Flacco to take the lumps from the worst/toughest part of the schedule, which fortunately came in the first 6 weeks of the season rather than the last 6 weeks. They don't want the kids to get shell shocked and destroyed before they get started. (Note: Not saying I agree)

28.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie...Every time I see Universes Beyond written and UB, I mentally read it as Blue/Black, and think to myself...yep...fuck those blue/black players, and their Fae and discard and counterspells and shit.

28.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm with you on this. And I say that living in a town with, like, 9 - 10 different Waffle Houses...but no one to have a waffle eating contest with. :(

27.09.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since I don't follow the MTG reddits, not idea who/what you are talking about. I'm curious if you wanna share, but not curious enough to try to track it down myself.

26.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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