Tobirajima

thinking once again about The Most Wrong Tweet Ever

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!

I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for

website's good now

oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead

14 Things ‘Berserk’ Ripped Off from ‘Dark Souls’ if You Forget Which One Came First They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, “they” being people who wouldn’t know an original idea if it dropped a piano on their…

14 Things ‘Berserk’ Ripped Off from ‘Dark Souls’ if You Forget Which One Came First

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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog In Super Mario World, Mario has a halo after a Game Over, implying he would go to Heaven if he dies. However, in Super Paper Mario, he goes to the Underwhere, an equivalent of Hell, after death. This implies that between 1990 and 2007, Mario has committed some unforgivable sin. (Screenshots of the same)

A fluffy ginger cat is standing in front of two customers

Orange will serve you now.

📸 catcafe_chigura

the guy who got caught jacking off during challengers will start a meme investment option thats like vanguards intl equity index but funnier

honkai star rail

As defined by Sigmund Freud, the three different, yet intrinsically entwined, components of the human soul are the AJ, the Big Justice, and the Rizzler.

oh my god

meal prep

the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

if a restaurant serves food thats messy or could stain your clothes i think there should be some private booths with curtains that close so you can take your shirt off to eat in there

Venus of Willendorf (?) banner on a museum with the text “this lady is waiting for you!”

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Words over a dramatic black and white photo of actor Jeremy Renner crouching A law banning Jeremy Renner has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use Jeremy Renner for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will , work with us on a solution to reinstate Jeremy Renner once he takes office. Please stay tuned!

please re-renner this urgent message

California license plate with text "ZSAGRMN".

Customer: INTIALS
DMV: NOT INTIALS. ZSA JUST COMES UP THE ACTRESS ZSA ZSA GABOR. THEN SECOND WORD GERMAN. LIKE I SAID NOT INTIALS?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

California license plate with text "FISH".

Customer: I LOVE TO FISH
DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS

Verdict: DENIED

my take on grocery discourse is that you can't expect single people to prepare food when it takes 5 guys to make burgers and fries

once it has been exported, there is no way to revert a dog back into a nintendog