Once again, the adulterous human chainsaw with a blasted worm in his brain is speaking about what's best for women and children.
When are we gonna kick these people out?
@grlpants.bsky.social
IP/Partnerships Producer | #gamedev D&D #DM & #TTRPG Player| Red Mage & Spoony Bard AfroLatina & #Bronx as fug | π©π΄ She/ Her #Dragonage is Life Reformed Theater Nerd | Owner of @thesecretlantern.bsky.social Still Fighting. https://solo.to/grlpants
Once again, the adulterous human chainsaw with a blasted worm in his brain is speaking about what's best for women and children.
When are we gonna kick these people out?
Whew. This is phenomenal
08.12.2025 19:03 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0El oh el.
04.12.2025 18:00 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0It was Soooooo greasy and so bland.
03.12.2025 16:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Someone gave me a Chick Fil a breakfast sandwich and it was nasty as hell.
Like, how do y'all eat that? π« π«
Y'all. Get HORSES. It's disturbing, scary, obscene and worth playing. It won't be everyone's cup of tea and that's ok.
If billionaires/ corporations have a problem with it then it's doing something right.
Huge congrats ππππ
03.12.2025 06:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For anyone who watches Kdrama: Dynamite Kiss is a delight. Main guy falls HARD and I mean, HARD.
It's so gooooooood ππ
Y'all, we busy this month. If you're in town, come hang out π
01.12.2025 01:07 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you @topcowofficial.bsky.social for highlighting my store, @thesecretlantern.bsky.social on your socials.
Over. The. Moon.
My little fan girl heart is freaking OUT πππ
www.instagram.com/p/DRrqZOUjbc...
My question is: who approved... THAT?? like, it was so bad that I'm now wondering if I watched a joke video because THAT couldn't have gone through some sort of check or something right?
30.11.2025 07:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have heard the AI anime and holy crap... That's really bad.
30.11.2025 07:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In other news: what is my job anymore? I have to admit this was pretty fun. What did yall think?
Hahahaha
youtu.be/xoDcDaT0GnQ?...
What a glorious day.
30.11.2025 01:46 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol yup
30.11.2025 01:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The COO of Top Cow came to MY store, purchased a lot of items AND Tshirts and he said he'd spread the word about us.
Like, forgive me but I'm FAN GIRLING over here. ππππ
Oh my gawd. This hurts.
Hitting that age where my heros are getting older and going to glory and ... Ugh. My heart.
Okay guy
29.11.2025 19:04 β π 134 π 13 π¬ 6 π 1The new site for my bookstore is LIVE
Please check it out, & support small businesses~!
Check out www.thesecretlantern.com!
If you're not local, there are other ways to support: www.thesecretlantern.com/faqs/support...
We've even got a merch: www.bonfire.com/store/the-se...
Thanks all β€οΈβ€οΈ
Weβd love for you to stop by, shop small, and soak in all the cozy bookish & game magic.
Your support truly means the world to us.
Don't give money to billionaires. Support small business!
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20.11.2025 22:50 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0π₯ Congrats to Scott, our art raffle winner! Thanks to everyone who picked up The Phoenix King or preordered The Burning Queen. Huge shoutout to Aparna Verma for donating this stunning signed print by Ngoc Nguyen!
#TheSecretLantern #BookstoreVibes
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18.11.2025 18:22 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're mad about the boring Game Awards nominees, consider: You could be buying and playing many of the games on this list right now
17.11.2025 17:50 β π 313 π 110 π¬ 5 π 2Owning a bookstore is pretty great because I can add books like this to our collection and no one can stop me.
18.11.2025 01:30 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βTo be clear: I am not saying Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein killed. I am saying that if the situation were reversed, there is no doubt that Donald Trump would definitely be claiming Joe Biden had Jeffrey Epstein killedβ - me for Zeteo
17.11.2025 13:33 β π 2247 π 450 π¬ 113 π 20Exaaaactly
17.11.2025 13:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0