Traditionally cults do not survive the death/removal of their leader. This is the only thing keeping me sane

Reagan would be proud

Dems are afraid of MAGAts, so here we are.

Stop getting all the happy feels over red state town halls where Rethuglikkkans face angry constituents. Those angry constituents will still vote for Agent Orange and his Nazi party every day and twice on Sunday. Nothing to see here.

I’m consistently fascinated by people who are as ugly outside as they are inside. Don’t tell me Mother Nature doesn’t have a sense of humor

Pepperidge Farms Brussels are superior to Milanos and I will die on this hill.

The Dems strategy is to let earth get scorched until red state voters start threatening their legislators and members of Congress resist from within to save themselves. That’s not resistance.

I have a problem with Cynthia Erivo being cast in the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar. I don’t care what color her skin is or what pronouns she prefers or who she dates. I care that her voice, while beautiful, is dead ass wrong for those songs. She’s vocally miscast.

Anyone else find it kinda ironic that the Dems only response to policies and executive orders from one of the most litigious asshats of all time is to…file a bunch of lawsuits?

Crazy White Lady Who Married for Money: “Are those puka shells or pearls?”

Black CEO of Multiple Companies: “They’re diamonds.”

#RHOBH

Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union at the NAACP Awards is absolutely everything.

Because this went so well the last two times.

The Democrats are now a party of Susan Collins clones. “We’re very concerned blah blah indignant blah blah.” Yet they do nothing. We see it for what it is: useless performative outrage.

Pink is destroying it at #FireAid

Take what fight where? He owns SCOTUS.

The name of my next garage band will totally be Condom Bomb

Still waiting for that Hollywood trades announcement that Christopher Nolan’s next project is a pitch from a rando at Whole Foods.

RFK Jr. wants to be a mass murderer. Shitler should have just nominated his Lecter. He’s already a doctor and has serial killer credentials

A well regulated militia would not have untraceable guns. That opens up a slippery slope argument about what well regulated means for today’s society. The second amendment is sacrosanct to the NRA. No analysis allowed.

Yes because to debate their legality means analysis of the “well regulated” language in the Second Amendment and the NRA will never allow that.

Big mistake upgrading to the iPhone 15. Twitchy AF and the touchscreen is wonky. Now I’m stuck with it #apple

I’m all for piling the hate on Temu Putin and Apartheid Boy but can we also direct some at Alito because he is one old, ugly, bitter monster.

Based on reactions to the UHC CEO’s killing, I’m going to meet a lot of like minded people in Hell.

Everyone saying it’s going to be a long four years then we vote him out: if we even have an election, remember what happened the last time he had to leave the White House?

Colin Farrell needs to win every award possible for The Penguin. This is not an opinion. If you disagree you’re wrong