Barton

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

After much debate this morning, these are my bets today:

Oregon -7.5 1Q
Oregon -19.5 1H
Oregon -31.5

Funny, you barely knew the dodgers had a bullpen against the brewers.

Everything is great at the Costco food court.. and even if it’s not, you only spend like $2 trying it.

I think you’d be surprised (and maybe depressed) by the amount of Americans that think Minneapolis is bigger than Toronto.

I think it’s because the AL East is always New York or Boston so anyone outside of that is considered this huge underdog story… and Americans are dumb so they think like 100 people on the planet live outside of the United States.

I don’t think they do.

Home team will improve to 6-2 on Thursday night games with a +60ish point differential (pending this last drive).

Thursday night games are brutal for the away team.

The truth is none of us really know yet, he’s played 12(?) quarters of football, one of those were good, but the fact that the Vikings are punting the season instead of putting McCarthy back in the starting role should tell you *something*

You just can’t keep putting Wentz out there.

Why did the Vikings dude catch that in the end zone and return it? Let that hit the ground and take the ball at the 40.

Personally I think JJ is a great option at QB for Minnesota and I think they should start drawing up extension paperwork immediately. 10 years, 400M, get that discount by locking him up now.

Someone wanted to hire Arnold this offseason.

Out of everyone in Trumps orbit, Mike Johnson is the dumbest of them all (kind of impressive?) which is exactly why Trump picked him to be the house leader.

You never realize how big planes are until you see them on the in flight map.

lol every time they show Rubio on camera he looks more and more depressed. Like he’s wondering how his life got to this point and that brings me joy.

The Blue Jays payroll is like $250M, it’s not like this is some poor vs rich world series, this is rich vs super rich.

Dodgers in 5.

The brewers call this inning number 2.

What a moment for Springer.

It’s also possible Detroit wanted to use a timeout anyway so he threw the challenge flag hoping to get lucky which I wouldn’t hate?

That said I’m not entirely sure the spot is right, shouldn’t the ball go back to where Baker fumbled the ball based on 4th quarter rules?

What is Dan Campbell doing?

They got the play right but that’s just incompetence from the officials

That catch fumble was nearly identical to the play yesterday in Arizona. That one was ruled incomplete, this one is a fumble. Thinking it really has to do with where the game is being played.

What is time though?

I find it odd that every game the packers have won this year they’ve scored exactly 27 points. They should try to make this a season long thing.

The thing that worried me most about going for it on 4th there was if they failed, LaFleur would have never done it again. Maybe the success will help make those decisions easier going forward.

I may drink half a bottle of NyQuil next week and pass out before the game, I’m not sure I can handle 3 hours of packers vs Rodgers commentary.

Probably Toronto, their pitching may get them a game or two but nobody is stopping the dodgers.