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God is punishing us for inventing amazon dot com and podcasts โค๏ธ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท๐โค๏ธ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท๐ Jess, cosmic sinkhole of human misery No minors
Me putting the finishing touches on my incredibly unsettling imperial in oblivion remaster
12.10.2025 04:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is like if the costume's thematic was "gay magician but like a log cabin Republican trying not to piss off the rest of the RNC"
11.10.2025 22:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember when Fox got sued for something and tried to argue that it was an entertainment product because no one could possibly be stupid enough to consider it real news
I think the entire Murdoch family should be publicly flayed
That second thing, common parlance now is "berating the indolent monkey"
11.10.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reach level 50 to unlock pov thighjob
11.10.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Do you think they dangle cheese in front of him to make him dance
11.10.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This isn't what I thought being mentally ill would feel like. Oracle of Delphi-ass brain disease.
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Am I meant to understand this life as an interstitial? No one is told why they were born, there is no mission objective in life, but is my passion for creating, for crafting new worlds, attuned to a purpose? Am I meant to visualize the world I want to inhabit? I'm doing that regardless, but, y'know.
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I also, being a highly superstitious person, often wonder about double meanings built into life. I wonder if there are messages in the very nature of things. Transience as a concept, for example; I am trans. Transience, transitioning, transgender. Moving from one thing to the next.
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Uncertain. I dwell on these things, lives that may have been and might be, in part to avoid the world that is, and I freely admit that. I'm glad, mostly, that others can find and cling to joy despite it all, but I don't want that. I want to be done with it, and become someone else, somewhere else.
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I wonder. Will I be able to choose what's next? Build my own paradise, and then inhabit it? Or will I be shunted into something I don't want? And regardless... What will remain of this? I won't remember any of this, surely, for a blessing. Will it be gone altogether, or... Echoed in my dreams?
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0All my life, I've had oddly realistic dreams. And for much of that time, I've wondered if they're echoes of other lives, or portents of things to come. And that has naturally led to this question, as I understand that I'm dying, in a way: what will remain of this life, after I go?
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The worst conclusion would be if death was simply an off switch, with nothing afterward. However, if eternity is a fictional concept, then surely even oblivion would end eventually? After all, we all supposedly emerge from oblivion. Why wouldn't someone emerge again, after death?
11.10.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I think about eternity vs transience a lot (I do not advise doing this)
Eternity is often referred to as a fictional concept; all things come to an end, even the universe itself will eventually come to an end. And one of the things I grapple with in what I strongly feel is the dusk of my life is:
The yes man machine's greatest successes are producing wrong answers, emboldening arsonists, and convincing you to commit suicide, but it doesn't say slurs so the braying subhuman freaks have some input
11.10.2025 14:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hate my southern heritage but even so seeing this fills me with a murderous rage
11.10.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This dickhead hasnt been happy for 30 years and that knowledge helps
11.10.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.
11.10.2025 13:52 โ ๐ 162 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 0Are his ears getting bigger I swear they used to be normal
11.10.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A libertarian, dealing in CSM? what next, a pastor who's a diddler?
11.10.2025 11:34 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My fave presidents are: 1)Skeleton 2)Skeleton 3)Skeleton
11.10.2025 06:05 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Seeing this would convince my mother to hop the next flight to tel aviv and take care of netanyahu herself
11.10.2025 06:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This used to be argentina but I guess they're busy killing each other while the president snorts coke and pretends to be a rock star
11.10.2025 06:00 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0you know when the banks fail and the stock market crashes and stockbroker jump out of skyscrapers? I like to imagine that but it's guys trying to jump off their mom's 1-story house in the suburbs
11.10.2025 05:49 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Yeah and all the anti-abortion shitheads ship their daughters to clinics if they get teen pregnant, another in a long pattern
11.10.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apropos of nothing in particular, my granddad used to say he killed nazis on sight
11.10.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dude holy fucking shit you look 60
11.10.2025 00:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0