Art Van D'lay

Just some random scariness for Halloween.

Boo and all that.

Look, I'll be the first to admit I've been feeling humbled by this nutsack's embrace of my work.

Seems inconsistent with his gilded Temu design aesthetic, but what can I say? He's a sophisticated patron of the arts!

So fucking sick and tired of this.

The reality of the day was awesome enough. There's really no need or benefit to posting bullshit AI images that can only dilute the message while plundering the planet.

An Indubitably Fancy Affair (2025)

Something for the Martian jet set.

Pro tip:

Don't try and walk on your hind legs like the human people, and you won't fall on your ass every time you're asked an uncomfortable question.

Because sometimes, apropos of nothing, a guy's gotta get off the extended, months long project train and make an impromptu abstract thingamadoodle, simply for the sheer fuck of it.

Nuremburg, bitch.

AND it's conditioned upon his favored party being re-elected. No re-election, no $20BB.

On the other hand, that floppy neck pussy is making me thirsty!

Nuremburg, bitch.

Not easy being an artist in 2025, having to compete with a daily tsunami of insipid AI bullshit.

So, here is some recycled biz to remind the world that I do in fact still exist, as it scrolls endlessly through hysterical videos of JD Vance romancing furniture and Stephen Hawking being brutalized.

Nuremburg, bitch.

Nicely done. I wish that everyone who ever mentions him on air would refer to him at all times as a 34 time convicted felon, and an adjudicated rapist. As that is exactly what he is.

Good god. Someone waterboard this motherfucker.

Bailiff, will you please taze and gag the witness?

Oh my god this motherfucker needs prison.

And I'm still waiting to exceed three likes on any single one of mine.

Another shot of my background (minus color) from The Cruel Tutelage of Shaman Steve.

Best seen on my website here:

artvandlay.com/the-cruel-tu...

I go into length on process, meaning and motivations. Plus, you can see everything in glorious 4K and blow it all up to full size.

Check. It. Oot.

Thanx, mang.

Isolated background shot from my latest, The Cruel Tutelage of Shaman Steve.

Every last one of the federal employees who participated in that raid should be arrested and tried for assault and kidnapping.

Guess the difference is that one is nakedly racist and the other is not.

Thanks, buddy. It's a labor of love!

The Cruel Tutelage of Shaman Steve (2025)

Hot off the presses.

Will likely make an 8K render for big assed printing purposes, and possibly a little animated doodad as well, just for fun.

Kinda cycling back to my intense hatred for all things social media. The last couple of weeks, especially, it's just been an absolute pestilence that only serves to enrage me.

Anyway, I'm Art Van D'lay. I make art, hate Nazis, and dream of the day I will piss on Donald Trump's grave.

Why would you have Timbaland on your show to promote his exploitative AI platform? This is a guy who has run dry of original ideas, and is now feasting on everyone else’s efforts.

Meaning what, exactly?

Nuremburg trials, bitch.

I guess I'm in line for "or else".

These knees don't bend for Nazis.

Are you out of your fucking mind???

How much lower can you possibly set the bar for acceptable "news station" discourse?