rem 🔮

is eating nuts like eating a plant's tonsil stones

to my friends on airbuds...... bad music makes my car go faster

angry because i want a Drastic Appearance Change but i love my current hair color and want to grow it out really long. wtf can i dooooooooooo

i'm sorry i know the world is falling apart but the froot loops milkshake from wienerschnitzel is the best milkshake i've ever had

they have CHILDREN together!!!!

one of my sunrise on the reaping theories is that the title is about the feeling the capitol has to perpetuate with its citizens

making everyone feel like waking up on reaping day, knowing that their lives could be torn away from them but MIGHT not be

#thg #hungergames

i've been poisoned (i drank milk)

Uni ate a whole chicken for dinner…
Chicken boy!

playing disco elysium for real this time, finally got the hang of it

i hope there's a really big section on You Lucky Dog

hadestown: ultimate edition Playlist · lunar-rover · 36 items

open.spotify.com/playlist/7e9...

this is the hadestown: ultimate edition playlist. it's not completely narrowed down yet because some are good in DIFFERENT WAYS

i'm open to criticism

one day after listening and still cannot stop thinking about the west end hadestown recording oh my god

i'm working on a playlist of my favorite versions of each song from the show

dragon age veilguard was fine but i felt like it had a baby ipad bumper case on it #datv

i finished dragon age veilguard. can't wait to start my second playthrough where i am slightly more stern and/or have slightly different dialogue options #datv

going to be one of the last people i know to see #wicked because either god is good and is punishing me for doing community theatre as a kid, or god is evil and is punishing me for not doing enough community theatre as a kid

i could make even more of these btw, i know this woman's specific brand of evil like the back of my hand

some of the guesses may be a little outdated because it's from a year ago (james corden)

bingo card with the following options: dumbledore is gay, but the word is never used black hermione or ron same exact caslte but more CGI hermione s.p.e.w. plotline big celebrity voice cameo as the sorting hat gringotts goblins design overhaul, but they're still there same hogwarts uniforms detailed dudley/petunia dursley reformation arc "apologetic" trans professor trelawney even more blatant christ metaphor lots of new food shown onscreen (for merch reasons) lots of weasley twin products shown onscreen (for merch reasons) free space: it's bad, immediate win if it gets canceled more sympathetic snape with more incel undertones they make a big deal about peeves being in it cho chang is a "girlboss" but her name doesn't change long pauses between seasons so actors can visibly age show gets canceled midway through due to budget POC/disabled/queer luna lovegood original movie actor cameos as a professor or death eater, and ensuing "i didn't know she was a TERF" apology weird justifications for why slytherin is even a house anymore queerbaiting: remus / sirius, seamus / dean, ginny / luna percy weasley or collin creevey are gay werewolf aids metaphor is never addressed "plot" about other magical races is brought up but never resolved

bingo card with the following options: modern day setting, dudley is an iPad baby wizard internet james corden trans rita skeeter, extremely offensive wizard racists are also regular racist weird sisters appearance with orignal song too many quidditch scenes sympathetic filch and/or squib plotline dobby looks like absolute dogshit lots of tom riddle backstory even worse explanation for why time turners can't exist anymore mcgonnagall fucks FREE SPACE: it's bad, immediate win if it gets canceled lots of mauraders content but it's not interesting at all dumbledore's brother hints at him being gay, he's homophobic ginny gets a personality, which makes her relationship with harry less believable score is either the exact same or really bad more ministry corruption, but harry still becomes a "good" wizard cop new wand design to sell more wands cheeky, mean-spirited reference to fanfiction (bonus points if written by lavender brown or rita skeeter) pansy parkinson is a mean lesbian but they won't say the word lesbian "love magic" is explained in excruciating detail and is even more christian-coded more than one main actor has to be replaced the sorting hat has really long monologues/songs harry is "sassy" again but it just comes off as annoying

unfortunately i'm seeing people talk about HBO harry potter again, i'd really hoped it were dead already

these are bingo cards i made back in 2023, posting them just in case it crawls its way out of hell where it belongs

#fuckjkrowling if the bingo cards don't make that clear enough

to start this new account, i thought i'd share my pinned post from the other app

a venn diagram